#2
I mentioned this months ago and nobody payed any attention to me.
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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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#5
What if Siri says no?
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#7
lol

I love how the last seconds make no sense, with wubs and throwing and knocking shit over.

Also, the person on the other end would have a very distorted view due to the vertical motion of masturbating
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#8
Quote by Wormholes
**** her.

Irape
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#10
Quote by Neo Evil11
What if Siri says no?

That only makes me want her more.


I first thought it was 20 euro for a fleshlight seems really cheap, but then realized it's just chunk of plastic. So it's social commentary on people who love apple?

It can't compete with the autoblow 2.
Last edited by stratkat at Sep 11, 2014,
#11
You're part of the rapeculture stratkat.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#14
Quote by stratkat
I paid for it, and her.

#FreeSiri #StopAIrape.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#15
'I love warming up my Fleshlight, finding some awesome porn, and going to town with the LaunchPAD'

CaptainBeefStik

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#16
You are enjoying this a bit too much Andrey.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#17
Quote by Neo Evil11
You are enjoying this a bit too much Andrey.

Lemme live my life.
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#18
Quote by Andrea55
Lemme live my life.

Go and use your fleshlight. I'm not stopping you. It has actually improved our skype sessions really.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#19
Quote by Neo Evil11
Go and use your fleshlight. I'm not stopping you. It has actually improved our skype sessions really.

Yay! Brb bb
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#23
This is very old news

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#25
Quote by behind_you
"the new sex toy no-one asked for"

i sincerely doubt that

can ostrichs even like
do it
like
like do you have one of those corkscrew duck penises
this house is bitchin
#26
hopefully no one walks in on me banging my ipad with a picture of guy fieri on screen
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#27
the whole thing is a huge design flaw but its not a weird sex toy at all so i dont understand why you made a thread on this, especially since its super old news
#28
Quote by GuitarGod_92
the whole thing is a huge design flaw but its not a weird sex toy at all so i dont understand why you made a thread on this, especially since its super old news

You would say this.
#29
Quote by GuitarGod_92
its not a weird sex toy at all


it is the way i would use it
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#31
Shagging an iPad seems a lot like phone sex. Interesting idea, but at the end of the day, the holes are too small.
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#32
Technology is advancing fast. Pretty soon you will be able to marry your ipad and it will be able to divorce you, and take half your money.
#33
Quote by MeTallIcA313
Technology is advancing fast. Pretty soon you will be able to marry your ipad and it will be able to divorce you, and take half your money.

It's a slippery slope, what with all the lube.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#34
Quote by MeTallIcA313
Technology is advancing fast. Pretty soon you will be able to marry your ipad and it will be able to divorce you, and take half your money.

Apple take half your money when you buy one anyway.

#****ingyearsagocalledandaskedfortheir'expensiveappleproduct'jokebackplease
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#35
Do you think it comes with a free Bono sextape?
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#36
Quote by snipelfritz
Do you think it comes with a free Bono sextape?

Those last 2 words may have caused a condition all the viagra in the world couldn't fix.
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#37
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Those last 2 words may have caused a condition all the viagra in the world couldn't fix.

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH
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#39
Shouldn't the opening of the sock be the other way? No one likes seeing hairy man ass and balls slapping against things.
#40
Quote by Wormholes
No one likes seeing hairy man ass and balls slapping against things.



Speak for urself