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14 28%
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16 32%
lol wtf TS is so lame he's scared of a gay clown lol
16 32%
WHO IS THE RONALD MCDONALD YOU SPEAK OF?!?!
4 8%
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#1
He creeps me the **** out. Big, tall white clown with giant feet and hands.

He's not human at all. Just a weird creature with make-up, looking to eat little kids.

I just shudder at the thought of his bright red hair and yellow jump suit.

I admit, I did see the Stephen King movie "IT" when i was like 7, and from then on I have avoided clowns and open sewers and other dark, creepy places.

You know what the funny part is?
I work part time at a McDonalds near my house when im free from college

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#5
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yes he might roundhouse me


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#8
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looks like a diddler

He'll diddle your soul!!!
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#9
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looks like a diddler


im pretty sure he wants to touch your diddler.
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
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#15
It's worse than people who get creeped out by courage the cowardly dog.

Jeez.

I also worked at mcdonalds for a summer.

Last edited by stratkat at Sep 12, 2014,
#18
i am afraid of his effect on the health of the nation
i don't know why i feel so dry
#19
He is the subject of nightmares. Demon clown. When I hear a noise outside, pull back the blinds and look out the window at night, I fully expect him to be out there at the window, staring back at me menacingly.
#20
All clowns scare the shit out of me. Sad clowns especially.
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#21
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He is the subject of nightmares. Demon clown. When I hear a noise outside, pull back the blinds and look out the window at night, I fully expect him to be out there at the window, staring back at me menacingly.

#24
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Nar mate, that was just your dad dressed up
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#26
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It gives me hope in humanity when I see other people think stuff like this hilarious.

Grimace represents the ability of humanity to redeem itself and change for the better, also, milkshakes.

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#28
Quote by GuitarGod_92
yes he might roundhouse me


Watch out, He'll give you an ocular patdown and confirm you're a threat.
#29
To reference 'Sean Lock':

Clowns are scary because they are sort of like Zombies. Zombies are scary because they're undead, dead people that are alive.
Clowns are sort of like 'the unfunny'. They're really trying to be funny and they're not, but they keep trying, and that's scary.
When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me... She's always been a very aggressive litigator.
#31
I saw IT when I was like 3 or 4 when I couldn't sleep and decided to see what my parents were doing. Gave away everything that looked like a clown after it.
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#32
No because I'm not a little bitch
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#33
Honestly, I think traditional clowns just stopped being genuinely entertaining roughly after WWII. However, the tradition has maintained itself. Physical humor still appeals to many people, specifically children, but the weird, vaguely anti-semetic looking clown isn't really cool anymore.

The major exception being Bozo the clown. He was hella cool and I used to watch his show as a kid.
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#34
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No because I'm not a little bitch


well that's just inappropriate
i don't know why i feel so dry
#35
I don't see the Jew in the clown as you suggest
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


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Isis is amazing
#37
Quote by stratkat


That's utterly frightening. I wasn't planning on sleeping anyway.
#38
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#39
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#40
He totally creeped me out as a kid

Why they still have that thing as a mascot is beyond me
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