#1
Am I better off without her anyway?

Share luv stories that sadly ended. Xxxx
#3
A guy I saw at a bar in Utah said "go ahead call the god damn cops".
superman is killing himself tonight
#4
Thought this was an eastwinn thread
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#5
Quote by mickel_w
Share luv stories that sadly ended. Xxxx

You mean like the relationship thread?
Yeah, we already have one of those things.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
Quote by steve_muse
Thought this was an eastwinn thread


really threw me off
i don't know why i feel so dry
#10
Quote by VillainousLatin
You've become progressively weirder relatively fast recently.

xo. xo.
×.♡.
#11
i farted on her leg when we were spooning


i told her reverse spooning was a bad idea but she didn't listen
#12
Quote by Baby Joel
A guy I saw at a bar in Utah said "go ahead call the god damn cops".

What were you doing in a bar, young man!?!
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#13
>Meet girl online when I was fifteen
>Meet her IRL, date her, break up, stay in touch for almost a decade
>Talk to her a lot the past year
>Develop huge crush on her again
>Stop talking to her completely about three months ago
>Spiral into depression due to other causes, too afraid to rekindle conversation
>Facebook mobile app introduces new feature
>Tells you when friends post popular statuses/photos
>[qt] posted a popular photo! (10 likes)
>[qt] posted a popular status! (32 likes)
>This happens once a week
>There is no escape from this hell

Is that a sad enough love story for you, TS?
Last edited by archangels at Sep 13, 2014,
#14
Quote by snipelfritz
What were you doing in a bar, young man!?!


reminds me of a time in London when I tried to get into a club to watch my friend's gig, but it was 18+ and I was only sixteen, so to try to 'look' older, my mate gave me a fag and told me to pretend like I was smoking it, but I didn't smoke then (nor do I now), so I just stood there with a fag occasionally tapping it (so it wouldn't go out) and my mate tried to get us in, but we still couldn't get it, and then he got made cause he wasted the cig on me
superman is killing himself tonight
#15
Quote by archangels
>Meet girl online when I was fifteen
>Meet her IRL, date her, break up, stay in touch for almost a decade
>Talk to her a lot the past year
>Develop huge crush on her again
>Stop talking to her completely about three months ago
>Spiral into depression due to other causes, too afraid to rekindle conversation
>Facebook mobile app introduces new feature
>Tells you when friends post popular statuses/photos
>[qt] posted a popular photo! (10 likes)
>[qt] posted a popular status! (32 likes)
>This happens once a week
>There is no escape from this hell

Is that a sad enough love story for you, TS?

this is good shit


xoxo




#16
Quote by archangels
>Meet girl online when I was fifteen
>Meet her IRL, date her, break up, stay in touch for almost a decade
>Talk to her a lot the past year
>Develop huge crush on her again
>Stop talking to her completely about three months ago
>Spiral into depression due to other causes, too afraid to rekindle conversation
>Facebook mobile app introduces new feature
>Tells you when friends post popular statuses/photos
>[qt] posted a popular photo! (10 likes)
>[qt] posted a popular status! (32 likes)
>This happens once a week
>There is no escape from this hell

Is that a sad enough love story for you, TS?



1/10 not sad enough. just pathetic, man.
#17
One time, a girl escaped from my windowless rape van, and stole the dog chain I'd used to tie her up.

The heartless cow.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#18
Quote by slapsymcdougal
One time, a girl escaped from my windowless rape van, and stole the dog chain I'd used to tie her up.

The heartless cow.


U barbarian!!
#19
Quote by archangels
>Meet girl online when I was fifteen
>Meet her IRL, date her, break up, stay in touch for almost a decade
>Talk to her a lot the past year
>Develop huge crush on her again
>Stop talking to her completely about three months ago
>Spiral into depression due to other causes, too afraid to rekindle conversation
>Facebook mobile app introduces new feature
>Tells you when friends post popular statuses/photos
>[qt] posted a popular photo! (10 likes)
>[qt] posted a popular status! (32 likes)
>This happens once a week
>There is no escape from this hell

Is that a sad enough love story for you, TS?

unfollow her, brah. that should keep her out of your newsfeed.
#20
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
U barbarian!!

Oddly enough, I was dressed as Conan when I first met her.


The barbarian, not O'Brien
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#21
You guys are a bunch of Pussies.

Why don't you drink and listen to Death From Above 1979 and bury your feelings like a true man?
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