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#1
I had my first experience today. I never thought I'd live to see the day, I thought they were like unicorns, often talked about, rarely seen.

This lady I know has a 15 year old who has been sending dick pics to the 11 and 10 year old female neighbours.

Apparently he was touching himself in front of them and when they told him to stop it, he said "Boys do this in front of girls all the time." (what a creepy smooth talker )

Apparently he tries talking to little girls on the street all the time. Man, when I was 15 I was too busy playing guitar. Who the hell hangs out with 10 years olds when they are 15?

They gonna start somewhere I guess.

Your turn.
#2
All I know is that if I make it to 80 i'm totally gonna be a pervy old dude

What's the point of being 80 if you're not gonna be a pervy old dude
It's over simplified, So what!

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#3
Prolly doesn't count but I knew a few people graduating high school that were going out with 8th graders. Thought they were kind of weird but whatever.
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#4
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All I know is that if I make it to 80 i'm totally gonna be a pervy old dude

What's the point of being 80 if you're not gonna be a pervy old dude

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#6
this is a stupid thread and i hope it doesn't make it to two pages.




#7
One of my middle school science teachers was fired for sexual misconduct towards a student.

Not surprising in the least, if you know the guy.
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#8
I knew this guy named Philip_Pepper whose mother raped him once. Somehow, she's still at large.

Also, it was discovered TS has a tiny dick, but that's another story...
#9
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I knew this guy named Philip_Pepper whose mother raped him once. Somehow, she's still at large.

Also, it was discovered TS has a tiny dick, but that's another story...


Well, everyone knows that.
#10
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All I know is that if I make it to 80 i'm totally gonna be a pervy old dude

What's the point of being 80 if you're not gonna be a pervy old dude

you could also be the rambling racist old dude hanging out on his front porch

although i guess the two aren't mutually exclusive
#11
This thread has the potential to be horribly offensive

What the **** were you thinking?
ayy lmao
#12
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you could also be the rambling racist old dude hanging out on his front porch

although i guess the two aren't mutually exclusive


Oh fear not I have many plans

remind me when i'm about 75 to purchase some very conspicuous binoculars pls <3
It's over simplified, So what!

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#13
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This thread has the potential to be horribly offensive

What the **** were you thinking?

Philip doesn't think. He acts -- usually with terrible consequences!

Example: That time he willingly slept with his mom, because he hadn't been laid by another woman for months.
#14
Is philip the one who's mom shat on their floor and tried to blame it on the dog?


If so, that explains everything.
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#15
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Oh fear not I have many plans

remind me when i'm about 75 to purchase some very conspicuous binoculars pls <3

will do

and if they're any smaller than this i'm going to be disappointed

#16
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Is philip the one who's mom shat on their floor and tried to blame it on the dog?


If so, that explains everything.


Legends never die!

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Philip doesn't think. He acts -- usually with terrible consequences!

Example: That time he willingly slept with his mom, because he hadn't been laid by another woman for months.


Wow. Sam.

Buddy. Come on.

How can you look at yourself in the mirror every day while spreading such lies and slander?

I've not been laid in years, not months.
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#17
Yes, will post later
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#18
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Is philip the one who's mom shat on their floor and tried to blame it on the dog?


If so, that explains everything.

Yes. It explains a lot. I'm surprised Philip is as "normal" as he is, really.

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. Sam.

Buddy. Come on.

How can you look at yourself in the mirror every day while spreading such lies and slander?

I've not been laid in years, not months.

Why would you admit that?
#19
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Philip doesn't think. He acts -- usually with terrible consequences!

Example: That time he willingly slept with his mom, because he hadn't been laid by another woman for months.

#20
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Yes. It explains a lot. I'm surprised Philip is as "normal" as he is, really.


Why would you admit that?



I know right? If my mom pulled that shit in front of me I wouldn't be very well adjusted.


No pun intended.
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#21
I understand you thought you were being funny but this is a horrible thread. You're making a joke out of something so serious that it completely ruins people's lives.
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#22
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I had my first experience today. I never thought I'd live to see the day, I thought they were like unicorns, often talked about, rarely seen.

Sex offenders aren't mythical creatures jesus. They're more common than you obviously think, and the vary from someone who took a piss in a bush to ultra violent rapists.

Use neighborhood watch dog.

What a shit thread.
Last edited by stratkat at Sep 17, 2014,
#23
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Yes. It explains a lot. I'm surprised Philip is as "normal" as he is, really.


Why would you admit that?


Like I give a fvck.
#24
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I know right? If my mom pulled that shit in front of me I wouldn't be very well adjusted.


No pun intended.

True.

Hopefully, you wouldn't start terrible threads on UG, though. You know, threads that "totally joke" about topics that ruin people's lives. Or threads that are full of misogynistic bullshit. Right?
#25
I lost my virginity when i was 12 to The Lostprophets. Their music, not the members!!
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#26
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True.

Hopefully, you wouldn't start terrible threads on UG, though. You know, threads that "totally joke" about topics that ruin people's lives. Or threads that are full of misogynistic bullshit. Right?



No of course not. I'm better than that. I have morals.


No I don't.
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#28
50$ says philip is actually the one sending the dick pics
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#30
This is the worst thread I've ever seen

To answer the question, a friend of mine's dad was jailed for pedophilia and then killed himself a few years later, which pretty much destroyed that family.

So yeah, **** this thread.
#31
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This is the worst thread I've ever seen

To answer the question, a friend of mine's dad was jailed for pedophilia and then killed himself a few years later, which pretty much destroyed that family.

So yeah, **** this thread.



Ok let's close this thread now.


U happy Phil?
#32
Former Art/Carpenter class teacher was caught with tons of kiddy porn on his computer. Didn't really see that one coming. A lot of the students, especially the carpentry ones, tried to stick up for him.
#33
I guess not really pedo, but when I was like six, this chick who was way older would make me hump her. Wasn't until I told my parents about it, that I even knew it was bad.
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#34
My friend gets a little rapey when he's drank a lot. I'm never sure whether or not he's just joking about it or whether there's a chance he's actually going to do something.

I don't think it's helped that I usually reply with "yea, sure, if you want", but he ain't done anything so it's kewl.
When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me... She's always been a very aggressive litigator.
#35
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whoa
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#36
I know people who have served time for it. Teachers in my high school, neighbors, friends of friends. Sick people out there.
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#37
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My friend gets a little rapey when he's drank a lot. I'm never sure whether or not he's just joking about it or whether there's a chance he's actually going to do something.

I don't think it's helped that I usually reply with "yea, sure, if you want", but he ain't done anything so it's kewl.

People say that about me T_T They say I prey on my gay friends, too.
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#38
A man-child at my old work got arrested for kiddy fiddling (12year old's dude) at a church youth camp. He was the pastors son as well.

It was a bit of a shock but not wholly surprising, in a weird way. What was strange was how it divided the work force's opinion of whether he was innocent or not before eventually proven guilty.
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#39
Pedophilia is bad people. Don't be a pedophile. Even though you are born with it, there are things you can do against it.
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#40
Copied from a thread I made once:

Being the TS, I wish I had something proper creepy to contribute of my own. All I can think of was when I had been living in this town around 4 years, I was around 8 or 9, and I made some new friends from an area of the town I had never been before. One day I went up there with one of my friends because he needed to get something from his house or some shit. I waited outside and for whatever reason I decided to stand on top of this rock thing that has the name of the estate on it, just outside my friends house.

After standing there for around 5 minutes this guy comes out of one of the surrounding houses and strolls over to me. He in his late 40s or early 50s, fat, and wearing a filthy grey suit. He also has this ridiculously jolly demeanor about him, and an almost exaggerated smile.

So he strolls up to me and he's like "Hiya, how are you?" and stuff, and me being 8 I'm just like "uhh .. fine". Then he's like "you look like a statue standing there haha" and I'm like "ehm .. ha ...". He starts asking me where I'm from and shit, just being really jolly and talky. After a bit he goes to me "hey do you wanna come into my house for a cup of tea or something?". Immediately I feel super nervous and I'm just like "uhh ... ehm ... n-no thanks", and he keeps going on about how he just wants to chat and shit and because it's cold outside.

In the middle of this my friends finally comes out of his house and looks at the two of us very confused. I get down off the rock and just walk away alongside my friend.

I never really told anybody, but over the following years I learned that everyone called the guy "Fat John" and apparently he was a pedophile. I assumed these were just rumours and the guy was probably just weird (my town is no strangers to weirdos) and then sure enough, a few years later the police busted down his front door and arrested him. And apparently the walls of his house were covered in photos of naked children that they had to "scrape off" (I remember that detail).
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