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#1
I'm talking Mary Jane. Have you?

I don't condone it for most people, cause they act crazy or stupid when high.

Today, I smoked a fat bowl of sativa dominant in my car before a college lecture. I was blasting music in my car and feeling great. I went to class more focused and calm than usual. I took better notes and cared more about what I was learning.

Before work (I flip burgers part time, I don't have an important job so...) I toked again and I was more productive than usual.

I'm not promoting usage or anything, I just want to hear some funny stories and your thoughts about he subject, positive or negative.
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#2
no.

i have not worked intoxicated in any fashion because heavy machinery

i used to be high in school (but not marijuana really) a lot because it didn't matter. now that a) i'm getting clean and b) it matters, i do not.

everyone also please note that alcohol is a disease of society.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#3
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everyone also please note that alcohol is a disease of society.


because of it numbing the working class revolution right?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#4
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because of it numbing the working class revolution right?


this is good
i don't know why i feel so dry
#5
I have not.

I have however gone to school with some serious sleep deprivation, and I started having some terrifying auditory hallucinations.
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#6
you know when you get so smashed that you wake up the next day and you're still really ****ed?

yea that's my first year of uni in a nutshell




#7
I would mostly snort adderall at my food service job and dance around, wet towels and whip my coworkers on the butt, sexually harass the girls my age, play soccer with bagels that fell on the floor, make kites and model planes out of coffee stirrers, tape, and paper and try to fly them with the fans in the store, harass the girls in back to give me free food and fruit, indicate which customers i would copulate with to anyone who would listen, sing songs with other people, etc.

It was fun times
#8
I have not, nd I'm curious about trying.
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Why?

It greatly aids natural selection!


and it's also good at times
Name's Luca.

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#9
I have, it's nothing to be proud about.
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#11
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everyone also please note that alcohol is a disease of society.



dude we get it, you can't drink responsibly. sux 4 u


When I was a senior in high school, I went to school high almost every day because I was in a pretty dark place in my life and it helped get me through the day. I don't recall anything particularly funny happening, I've always been pretty good at handling myself while high.
#12
I've gone everywhere and done everything on just about every recreational drug imaginable

It's nothing special.
ayy lmao
#13
I used to be a real estate agent in Silicon Valley. I would smoke a blunt at the open house I was showing then I would eat all the cookies and snacks I put out for everyone. Then I would get distracted and start playing pool in their game rooms and watch sports on their big screens. Good times. Also used to Valet peoples cars pretty baked.
#14
drunk AND high. which i don't recommend unless you have years of tolerance under your belt.
#15
Used to all the time in high school. A lot of the time at work I'm at that point just after being high for a while where you are really relaxed and focused but not high. Afterglow I suppose would be a good term. It's not really a big deal assuming you can handle yourself and have a tolerance, but either way do not smoke and drive or anything along those lines.
#16
I've gone to work high more times than not, because I actually use it as a medicine and don't act like a child on it. Didn't really smoke much in high school but the times I did I was high for first period and then I sobered up and didn't do anything I wouldn't have had I not smoked.


Going to work a bit drunk is another story.
#17
Pretty sure you werent any more productive then usual you just perceived yourself as being so because you were high and thinking positively.
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#18
One time I was high at school ONE TIME and then everyone thought I was high at school all the time. Thats just how I am
#19
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I've gone to work high more times than not, because I actually use it as a medicine and don't act like a child on it.


This is painful to read
ayy lmao
#20
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I've gone to work high more times than not, because I actually use it as a medicine and don't act like a child on it.


Going to work a bit drunk is another story.


how so? because you say so?
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#21
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This is painful to read


I've gone everywhere and done everything on just about every recreational drug imaginable


as cringey as progdude
#22
I cannot work while high, I just find it hard to concentrate because I have to talk with people all the time (I own a grocery store) and I have the attention of a child while high.

One time I was at school really really stoned, I got in the wrong classroom so I just played along with being new to the city (One usually takes the less practical way to avoid embarrasing situations when high).

But that's about it, school or work ain't fun places to be high (at least for me).
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#23
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as cringey as progdude

not as cringey as wormholes though




#24
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no.

i have not worked intoxicated in any fashion because heavy machinery

i used to be high in school (but not marijuana really) a lot because it didn't matter. now that a) i'm getting clean and b) it matters, i do not.

everyone also please note that alcohol is a disease of society.


Finally, a mature post on UG
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#25
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I went to class more focused and calm than usual. I took better notes and cared more about what I was learning.



Yea, I hear this boast quite a lot. 2 guys I used to work with smoked weed occasionally during lunch and they used to say the same thing.
Shockingly, their sales figures used to be much lower on days where they did it. But they said it works, so who am I to argue their claims with actual daily sales figures?
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#26
I purposefully avoid getting high before any work or travel related things. One time i thought it'd be a nice idea to have a single skinner before a 3 hour train journey and ended up getting on the wrong train.

Had I not been pretty high I probably would have lost my shit...of course had I not been high, perhaps I'd have boarded the right train
#27
I wouldn't consider this something to be proud of...shouldn't you be doing something constructive instead that will benefit yourself and society? Like playing guitar?
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#28
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as cringey as progdude


(what happened to him anyway?)


my time to be cringey:

If I've done it, I did it drunk as well sometime
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#29
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because of it numbing the working class revolution right?

lol

and yes of course
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#30
No because let's be honest, that's pretty ****ing dumb.

Unless it's your job to do drugs, in which case carry on.
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#32
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#33
I can't, I'm one of those people that acts stupid when high. Just to give you and idea, one time I was high at a... castle thing. I was in a big field near a parking lot, I heard a big sound coming from there and I started to run thinking it was a shooting or something like that but in reality it was just a motorcycle that made the sound... people were staring at me like as if I was crazy.
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#34
There's a time and place for everything; I will never go to work high.

Gotta separate work and play, it's no good when worlds collide.
#36
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I wouldn't consider this something to be proud of...shouldn't you be doing something constructive instead that will benefit yourself and society? Like playing guitar?


I never said im "proud" of smoking before work/school, but because I only have lecture classes and a really easy, pointless, min wage job, im not hurting anyone or myself, because I KNOW that i can control myself.

To all those saying I experienced a placebo type effect, I can assure that i am now pretty sober, and I remember everything from class today. Even dates and specific topics the professor brought up. When im sober, i'm completely bored and i usually don't remember anything specific from lectures, because i tell myself that i can just look it up in the textbook later on. That lazy ass way of thinking didn't even come up when i was high, i just got really interested and positive to learning the subject.

I agree that tolerance is important. I can control myself fairly well, and I know when it's okay and not okay to get high/stoned, like test days or tightly scheduled events.

And i never drive high/drunk, that's just irresponsible. I had 4 hours to calm down at college, and 7 hours at work. That's more than enough to clean up for me.
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#37
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#38
Ive talked to police high on more than one occasion. I hide it really well, but then again ive been smoking since the public school era. Work and school yes.

In high school I had 1st period roller blading class and id smoke a bowl, get my headphones and roller blade around the high school chillin.
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#39
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In high school I had 1st period roller blading class and id smoke a bowl, get my headphones and roller blade around the high school chillin.

legit that is the life




#40
Not high, but intoxicated yes.

Woke up still hammered and 20 minutes late for work one day about 2 weeks ago. That wasn't fun, and I'm lucky I randomly woke up because I didn't set my alarm before I went to bed. Luckily work in the morning just involves prepping for lunch so I just kind of sat in my quiet little corner and worked it off.
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