So in a live performance of this song, the dude tells a story about people driving all day for just a cup of tea or a beer, and imagines that they'd drive a lot further for a booty call.

How far would you go for a booty call?
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I'd probably get a train to the next couple of towns or walk about an hour but nothing more than that.

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I've biked to the other end of town, but that's about as far as I'd go.
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I'd walk about 200 yards, maybe.

I would walk 500 miles.
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well I would walk 500 more

in all seriousness, depends on my mood
somewhere between a 2h train ride and going across the hall
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Since I live near a campus that is 60% girls my age, probably not all that far. I'd drive like 10 miles or walk like a half hour.

Freshman year, when I was a bit more desperate, I drove across the state to get laid. Wouldn't do that again.
I wouldn't drive more than maybe 30 minutes or so, unless I was in a slow spell and pretty desperate for some booty.
I walked about 6 miles to a girls house back when I was 15. I was just happy to be getting some.

I wouldn't do that now...
5 minute walk, max.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson

when you're into very specific things, it's a bit different

still wouldn't go far though for a girl irl that likes vore
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
I'd just let my booty call come to my place. duh.
no place is better for sex than my super comfy bed
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I'd get my cell phone and make a call, then the booty would come to me.

Also I would get in a max 50km radius if the above didn't work.
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The distance I'm willing to go is directly related with how attractive said woman is.

The hotter she is, the further Ill travel and vice versa.

If she's ugly I ain't going nowhere
Picked up my drunk ass ex once, endured her gibberish, made sweet love, nowadays hoes have trouble getting me out of the house even if they hand me their puss on a silver plater.
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I wouldn't drive more than maybe 30 minutes or so, unless I was in a slow spell and pretty desperate for some booty.

This seems reasonable
For a booty call I would have sex with someone I just met.
I know it sounds desperate, but I'm honestly willing to go that far.
Hellooo, my name's Ninooooo

Just one time, or something extended?

Completely changes the question
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