#1
I'm sick, teach me how to overcome this contagion.

ITT

- People sharing remedies.

- People frantically searching for something to cure them as a last resort.

- People helping quarantine noobs.

- Occasionally, people laughing at quarantine noobs quarantine mistakes.

- General outbreak talk.

- People posting Ebola-Chan memes (making fun of the above noobs).

RULES

Wrap remedies in Spoiler tags.

Don't bash other treatments you deem as "Not scientifically proven." They may be unproven but we're desperate, dammit.

Quote by CV334

Sir, the contents of my mouth just blew all over my keyboard, desk, and part of my monitor. For the record, it was slightly chewed Keebler cookies and coffee slurry.

The average pitmonkey's response to my jokes.
#3
use public transport as much as possible

bonus points if you sneeze on other people
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#5
You're either incapable of reading properly, or have a shit sense of humour.
Hey, look. Sigs are back.