My mom knows that she can sing well.

I can safely consume spicy hot stuff straight that is so spicy hot that for safety purposes the average person must mix a drop in in an average sized pot filled with chicken alfredo dinner.
Axelfox and Crazy Sam are 'special abilities' I think.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
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I can identify a shite thread from the OP alone. This looks a lot like one.

a true hero of the people <3
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.

Hunter class master race.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
My sister is a really good artist
"Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it'll always get you the right ones."
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Hunter class master race.

You sound like someone that has grown accustomed to storm fists and shotgun pellets in your face

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I was gonna come here to talk about my sister's autism, but then I read the OP and realized I misunderstood the thread title.
I have the special power to close dumb threads and tell you "if you don't calm down a bit and make fewer threads, but with more of a point, we'll be having words".
Hey, look. Sigs are back.