#1
I'm unable to find anything online about the topic of sewn to the breed online. Nothing about how to have a child born with a metal collarbone or anything unusual like that.

This is an unfortunate set of circumstances, I have an unusual amount of information about this topic.

To ensure that your children can be born with bow arm all you have to do is break your left forearm in half at the bone and have it healed the natural way by having the jagged edges just shoved back in to place by the same guy who broke it if you are unable to. Your children will have no articulation at the wrist, but will enjoy harder punches because of that. This will only work if you have the dry socket skeleton type, as in no bone marrow. For bow legs do this to the right leg.

There is also a way to choose the height of your child as well as arm length that works for non dry socket individuals. This is very strange.

The catholic church know much more about this than I do.


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#2
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Okay
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#3
I...wut...this...

Does absolutely none of this make any sense or am I just high?
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I...wut...this...

Does absolutely none of this make any sense or am I just high?


stumbling onto this while high is pretty entertaining though

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#7
The op would be impressive if

a

dog

wrote it
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#8
I like reading stuff so random it has no context or relation to anything imaginable, but is still made of understandable words and sentences. So I like the OP very much.
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To ensure that your children can be born with bow arm all you have to do is break your left forearm in half at the bone and have it healed the natural way by having the jagged edges just shoved back in to place by the same guy who broke it if you are unable to. Your children will have no articulation at the wrist, but will enjoy harder punches because of that.
first off

there's two bones in your forearm, the radius and ulna

secondly, breaking your arm will not affect how your children's arms develop. you're inducing a physical change in your body, not a genetic change. there is no basis for your kids to throw harder punches or lose articulation at the wrist if you break your arms because your broken and "naturally healed" arms can't be passed down to your offspring. there is no change to your genetic code.

what are you, Trofim Lysenko's protege?
#13
are you talking about that deformed rip or w/e sticking out a bit on the right of this guy?
because I have exactly the same thing
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first off

there's two bones in your forearm, the radius and ulna

secondly, breaking your arm will not affect how your children's arms develop. you're inducing a physical change in your body, not a genetic change. there is no basis for your kids to throw harder punches or lose articulation at the wrist if you break your arms because your broken and "naturally healed" arms can't be passed down to your offspring. there is no change to your genetic code.

what are you, Trofim Lysenko's protege?

pretty sure he meant you break your childrens arms when they are young

trust me im going to raise nhlers
#15
Wat?
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I volunteer as tribute! *martyrs are so swag*
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#18
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wat.
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#19
are on shrooms or something op?

what you posted is just pointless and weird.
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#20
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#26
I want to know what TS is drinking/taking, so I can stay more than 10 miles from it at all times.
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huh.

so where is the polite stone?

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