#1
Sorry if this has been done before. I searchbar'd.

What are some of the better, and probably slightly sexual pedal names you guys have heard? They don't have to be good pedals by any means as long as they give you a laugh or sound impressive and maybe unorthodox.

A few that come to mind for me are the Big Muff Pi (I honestly did not get this one for the longest time because of the Pi symbol), the Swollen Pickle (hopefully obvious sexual innuendo), and the Akai Headrush (this one just sounds intense).

Any other suggestions GG&A?
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#2
The Two-Timer delay by BBE has a graphic where a 50's business man is courting two women.

No inferences on this pedal, but the Iron Horse by Walrus Audio has a sick name to complement it's distortion. Looks sick too.

Lastly, Eventide's Space pedal has nothing but gorgeous, spacey-effects and names for those effects. One of them is "Blackhole." Mmm.
Last edited by Will Lane at Sep 23, 2014,
#3
It's not sexual, but I love the Spaceman Effects WOW Signal Alien Fuzz Communicator.
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#4
Decimator G String by ISP Lo00olzzz00rr

Edit: Also WAH.

What's that thing?
It's a Wah pedal
What does it do?
It goes WAH
#5
I like the danelectro names - fish n chips, corned beef, tuna melt, French toast etc.
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#6
I was always a fan of the Catalinbread Merkin. But Friedman has some subtle names for their amps such as Pink Taco and Brown Eye.
#7
Way Huge Swollen Pickle is in the Op, but I'm mentioning it anyway just because it's awesome.
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#9
henretta choad blaster.

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#11
Malekko Assmaster
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#12
Quote by NakedInTheRain
zvex super hard on.
This.
Sooo much.
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#13
i don't like the sex offender ones
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#14
Not sexual either, but I realised the genius of TC's Hall of Fame Reverb name just recently.

The pun is unbearable.
#16
Not sexual but OCD by Fulltone is a cool name
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#17
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I like the danelectro names - fish n chips, corned beef, tuna melt, French toast etc.


Those just make me hungry..
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#19
Metasonix Assblaster. Mainly because of how the glorious art design complements the name


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#20
Quote by TheLiberation
Not sexual either, but I realised the genius of TC's Hall of Fame Reverb name just recently.

The pun is unbearable.

Puns are usually my bread & butter, but I'm not getting that one.
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#23
Yeah...

As in the echo you get from an empty hall?

Doesn't do much for me.
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Last edited by dannyalcatraz at Sep 23, 2014,
#24
yeah it's not really a great one. it's more a hidden one that you never notice, and then the gratification happens when you find it. but after that, it's lame. and not lame like a good pun.
#25
My favorite is Devi Evers Torn's Peaker. I love a play on words.
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#26
I have a generic distortion pedal called...Distortion. Soul Food is the most wtf name, imo. I love the names Zoom came up with for their mfx; "Great Muff", "Fuzz Smile", "Squeak", "Governor" , are the best, very slacker.
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#27
Quote by bluestratplayer
My favorite is Devi Evers Torn's Peaker. I love a play on words.

They you'd probably like pigtronix's Philosopher's Tone.
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#28
absolutely, but beyond the play on words, the Torn's Peaker from a guitar fuzz just takes the win for me.

Edit: like the Philosopher Stone, er pholoshopher's Tone lol doesn't turn my tone to gold but the Torn's peaker does make my tone sound like I torn the shit out of the speaker
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Last edited by bluestratplayer at Sep 23, 2014,
#29
Quote by NakedInTheRain
hall.

I totally thought there was a secret pun besides that that I just wasn't getting lol

Also, I vote for the strymon blue sky, and only because it shares its' name with this:
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#30
Devi ever legend if fuzz when it had the zelda graphic.

The super hard on.

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#31
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also



and read the manual. it's ****ing glorious. http://www.metasonix.com/G1000ownermanual.pdf
Well if you wanna talk amps, the Blackheart ones are pretty good.

Like, the 100w hot head has two channels, 1 is loud and 2 is f'n loud.

Edit: damn I just read that instructions manual, glorious is the right word
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#32
Quote by dannyalcatraz
Puns are usually my bread & butter, but I'm not getting that one.

Well, my thought process was basically first just noticing the "hall of fame" phrase, so you know, respected, famous pedal and everything omg.

Took me a few months to realise that it's about an actual hall.

I don't know, maybe I'm weird but I cracked up when it occured to me.

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