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#2
nothing

get a credit card
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#7
wank
strip club
be truthful when viewing porn
finish high school & get a drivers license
get a car
get a cat


Get a Job.
KIFFLOM
#8
Quote by King Donkey
im already cool though


Then why are you on UG asking for advice?
#10
Go to the USA and laugh in the face of everyone under 21 for the fact that you can drink legally in your country.

You'll probably get shot though. Or eaten
#13
If you were Dutch, that would mean that you had probably already been drinking beer for over a year, then had to stop since the beginning of this year and can now drink again. Anyway, congratulations, you can now drink as compensation for the reality of life.
#14
^woo
Quote by sam b
Go to the USA and laugh in the face of everyone under 21 for the fact that you can drink legally in your country.

You'll probably get shot though. Or eaten

But it won't sound as impressive since I can't drink while I'm over there. Nice idea in theory though.
West Ham United
#15
Quote by Weaponized
buy cigarettes for underage kids so you can be cool
Yes, this, much.

And rolling tobacco.
That's way cheaper and more sane than cigarettes.

Be cool but be responsible bro.
Name's Luca.

Quote by OliOsbourne
I don't know anything about this topic, but I just clicked on this thread because of your username :O
Quote by Cajundaddy
Clue: amplifiers amplify so don't turn it on if you need quiet.
Quote by chrismendiola
I guess spambots are now capable of reading minds.
#16
Quote by King Donkey
I just turned 18. What do I do?

Where are you? Road trip to mine and beyond.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#17
Get hammered.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#19
Congrats broski.

It's beer o' clock, you know what to do.

If you're not into that, go get married instead
#21
Reflect that you are 365 days closer to death
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#23
Rockout to Alice Cooper's I'm Eighteen.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#24
do something stupid and get arrested so you can enjoy the full judicial experience of being tried as an adult
#25
have an identity crisis

Quote by E7#9
do something stupid and get arrested so you can enjoy the full judicial experience of being tried as an adult


i've done this already am i cool now
Last edited by Dregen at Sep 26, 2014,
#27
Wait till you're 21.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#28
Quote by Nelshizzle
Wait till you're 21.

And then 40 and then 50 and then death
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#29
Quote by eGraham
And then 40 and then 50 and then death


but if you stay at the bar long enough you won't even remember how old you are
#30
Quote by Dregen
but if you stay at the bar long enough you won't even remember how old you are


you remember, you just forget about it and try to bang the crush you used to have years ago because she has 5 kids now and her standards have dropped dramatically.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#32
If you were American, I would encourage you to smoke cigarettes, buy lottery tickets, and sign up for the selective service. Since it appears that you are Australian, I would suggest that you smoke and drink. I'm not really sure what becomes legally available at what ages in Australia.
#33
Get drunk of course.

Lucky foreigners and their common sense legal drinking age.
Last edited by MeTallIcA313 at Sep 26, 2014,
#36
Quote by Nelshizzle
you remember, you just forget about it and try to bang the crush you used to have years ago because she has 5 kids now and her standards have dropped dramatically.


"hhhhheeeeyyyyy baaaaab-"


*blacks out*
#37
carve your name into a young girl's genitals
i don't know why i feel so dry
#39
Quote by Eastwinn
carve your name into a young girl's genitals



whoa....why have i never thought of this?!
#40
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
whoa....why have i never thought of this?!


make sure the scar is legible and lasts
i don't know why i feel so dry
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