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GOD demonstrated HIS love by sending His Son Jesus Christ, who died and rose from the dead to GIVE us eternal life.

So only by His blood we have total forgiveness of sins and the free gift of living forever.

He also promised to heal your body.





#joinevilsmileyface
#2
Jesus wept
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#6
♪♪♪ i wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin jesus ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ i wanna feel his salvation all over my face ♪♪♪
#7
Quote by snipelfritz
My favorite chord is Gsus.


I laughed
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#9
why do you capitalize random words. why.
Quote by Pleasure2kill
The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#11
Quote by WhiskeyFace
O Lord
Ooh you are so big
So absolutely huge
Gosh we're all really impressed down here I can tell you
Forgive us, O Lord, for this our dreadful toadying
And barefaced flattery
But you're so strong and well just so ... super
Fantastic
Amen

lol
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#12
Quote by Rossenrot
People who capitalize entire words for emphasis are the worst.


i am never guilty of this

ha

take that mom
i don't know why i feel so dry
#14
Quote by captainsnazz
When I saw the thread title I thought you were gonna show us a sick banger but apparently not

disappointing

Jesus dropped the strongest wubs

He djed for our sins
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#15
Quote by Gtar14
So only by His blood we have total forgiveness of sins and the free gift of living forever.


A free gift is not free if you must give or do something in return, for example, giving up your time

#EdgyTeenagers
#16
Quote by damian_91
why do you capitalize random words. why.

Why do you use periods when asking questions? Why?
#18
Quote by eGraham

He djed for our sins

This is clever and funny
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#21
Quote by Gtar14
So only by His blood we have total forgiveness of sins and the free gift of living forever.

He also promised to heal your body.

Sounds great, what's the catch?
#25
This is HUGE! ClickHole Presents: 15 Reasons Jesus Died For Your Sins That The Catholic Church Does NOT Want You To Know About!!!
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#28
Quote by RylanThePotato
This is HUGE! ClickHole Presents: 15 Reasons Jesus Died For Your Sins That The Catholic Church Does NOT Want You To Know About!!!



well I know one of those reasons is because he finds me sexy.


everyone does.
#29
Quote by chaoticfables
you have to boogie down

this made me giggle and i'm ashamed of that
this house is bitchin
#30
I came in gods mouth.

There I said it.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#32
Quote by soundgarden1986
♪♪♪ i wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin jesus ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ i wanna feel his salvation all over my face ♪♪♪

whenever I see jesus up on that cross
I cant help but think he looks kinda hot
Quote by Night
wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#33
Quote by Nelshizzle
I came in gods mouth.

There I said it.

Did he swallow
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#35
culd jesus cum a load so big that even he himself could not swallow it?
Quote by Night
wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#36
Quote by Wiegenlied
culd jesus cum a load so big that even he himself could not swallow it?

All things are possible through and in the mouth of Jesus Christ
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#37
Quote by eGraham
Did he swallow


God spits.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#39
Quote by jazz_rock_feel
Oh man. I just got this.

thank you
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#40
I thought there was gonna be a picture of my d***............then reality hit me right before jesus did.

Sidebar "My favorite chord is Gsus" made me laugh my ass off
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