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i have wet dreams, but that's ok
24 73%
i have wet dreams, & i am vile filth
9 27%
Voters: 33.
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#1
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I've never came in my sleep. That must be like, extreme premature ejaculation.

That's actually a wet dream.

It's not even that uncommon.

Also if you've never ejaculated in your sleep you haven't yet hit puberty...

did you know that nocturnal emissions aka "wet dreams" are not only an awkward rite of passage for pubescent boys, but a point of concern to theologians throughout history?? st. augustine, for example, writes of his struggles with them in his confessions -- they perturbed him because even though he tried to resist temptation in his waking life, he was haunted by sexual fantasies.

what do you think about wet dreams --
are they an innocuous occurrence, or a sign of the deeply sinful nature of post-lapserian man?
can man achieve salvation through free action, or does the corrupt nature of the flesh preclude man from attaining salvation except through the grace of God?
how long has it been since yr last wet dream?
#2
Can't blame boys for coming in their pajamas. It's predetermined. Therefore it isn't disgusting.
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#3
What if you ejaculated a ghost load in your sleep?
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


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#4
I'm 18 and I didn't even have a wet dream until a couple of weeks ago.

It was a really bizarre week. I was full of energy and couldn't sleep for days. The dream itself was weird because I was aware it was a wet dream and I was trying to make it stop. When I woke up I was pissed because now I'm one of those guys who has had a wet dream before.

:/
#7
Quote by slipknot5678
I'm 18 and I didn't even have a wet dream until a couple of weeks ago.

It was a really bizarre week. I was full of energy and couldn't sleep for days. The dream itself was weird because I was aware it was a wet dream and I was trying to make it stop. When I woke up I was pissed because now I'm one of those guys who has had a wet dream before.

:/

sounds like a sinful act to me.
#8
I used to have hella wet dreams.

I could probably still have one if I didn't masturbate for a few weeks.
#11
When I hit puberty (last week) I actually looked up what was going on. I think your body expels old semen to keep fresh. I tried to throw away my underwear.

Under Theology and as a Christian, I'd say wet dreams would only be an issue if you dwell on any sexual thoughts proposed in the dream. Although I've never had that be the case, it's always been like I'm peeing everywhere. Kinda funny actually.

Even weirder to think about, this is a guy's equivalent of a period...
#12
Quote by Will Lane

Under Theology and as a Christian, I'd say wet dreams would only be an issue if you dwell on any sexual thoughts proposed in the dream. Although I've never had that be the case, it's always been like I'm peeing everywhere. Kinda funny actually.


Oh I dwell on them alright. Dwell on them real good
#19
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Some of us were destined to jizz in our jammies, and some of us were destined to have boringass dreams.

Not sure if it was just the daisy and the word "jammies" but this post was p. dorbz.

And yeah wet dreams are cool. I wish I had more. That would save me some time during my day.
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#20
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Not sure if it was just the daisy and the word "jammies" but this post was p. dorbz.

#22
u guise r soo beta
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#25
Never had one. I probably jerk off too much to need an automated unconscious load dispensing.
#27
speaking of red pill did they get that name from The Matrix movie? if so than there's nothing more attractive to a woman than references from a 90's scifi trilogy
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#28
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speaking of red pill did they get that name from The Matrix movie? if so than there's nothing more attractive to a woman than references from a 90's scifi trilogy

Yes, it does make those silly Red Pill reddit users look ridiculous, doesn't it?
#31
Well, either you haven't hit puberty or you figured out how to jerk off as early as you possibly could. I'd been fapping for years before I ever had a wet dream. I've only had like 5 wet dreams ever. Now you know more than you ever wanted to know about me.

I don't think they're morally wrong, just messy. But then again the fact that I think watching porn is morally wrong hasn't stopped me at all...
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#34
when i have wet dreams about neidarb, i know they're predetermined.

marry me, neidarb.
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#35
Wet dreams are fun.

Bit weird when they're about someone you're not supposed to have them about though.

Perfectly okay because they're just your subconscious and there's no choice in them.

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#36
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Wet dreams are fun.

Bit weird when they're about someone you're not supposed to have them about though.

Perfectly okay because they're just your subconscious and there's no choice in them.

would've thought you'd have been more of a dry dream kinda guy
#38
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The worst part is, he probably thought that was a "good joke".


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#40
I have no idea how it's possible to have an orgasm while sleeping. How do you guys even look at girl without cumming?
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