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#1
rip your fucking dick off

become grammatically neuter
i don't know why i feel so dry
#4
i inspired this thread days ago




#6
Quote by MinterMan22
i inspired this thread days ago


no you didn't

i ripped my dick off and posted it on twitter

then stepco posted about me ripping my dick off here

sorry if this is not clear i'm not thinking straight from blood loss
i don't know why i feel so dry
#8
i ripped my dick off before both of you tho




#9
I collect dicks so please send all ur ripped off dicks to my PO Box please
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#12
Quote by Thrashtastic15
i ripped my dick off after minter but before eastwinn

can confirm

its just not as cool as it used to be :^/




#13
I accept dicks of all shapes, sizes, and colors

I'm looking to start my own dick museum one day
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#15
my dick is still intact because i'm relatively careful with it
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#17
you guys are so lame

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#19
xiaoxi i would very much love to have your dick in my collection, I will trade it for a BMW ^__^
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#20
Quote by jazz_rock_feel
I like ripping dicks, but no dick in particular.


this is it
i don't know why i feel so dry
#21
Quote by Xiaoxi
you guys are so lame

Xiaoxi would need to tweezer his dick off.

OHHH
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#23
Quote by CodeMonk
Pics or it didn't happen.




completely smooth down there brah
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#25
I like my dick though. It is a great dick. I know that for sure because I like dicks and know the difference great dicks and okay dicks (hint all dicks are okay from the right viewpoint)
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#26
then put it in a jar in your bed

or why don't ya marry it??
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#27
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
then put it in a jar in your bed

or why don't ya marry it??



you can't marry a piece of flesh


I also need to keep it attached to me so I can use it to invade and violate.


I mean what's the point living if you are not constantly expressing your inert superiority through every possible means, be it physically emotionally or intellectually.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#28
wow, i think this thread is pretty bad taste & really belittles the monumental decision trans women face vis-a-vis gender reassignment surgery.
#29
You guys don't know what it's like being cisgender. It wasn't my choice!

*runs off crying*
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#31
if you think about it you transcend gender when you stick your penis in a womens vagina because you cease to be a man and become one beautiful being interlocked together. so now you guys cant do that because your dickless
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#32
Quote by theguitarist
you can't marry a piece of flesh

Women are just pieces of flesh
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#33
Quote by eGraham
Women are just pieces of flesh


Watch what you say. The Pit doesn't need another feminist shitstorm thread to erupt.
#34
I hope by now these people can recognize a shit post when they see one
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#36
pff.. like i could be any more of a man

<- top of the food chain here!
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#37
My PO box is still dickless

fuck you guys for getting my hopes up
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#38
Quote by neidnarb11890
wow, i think this thread is pretty bad taste & really belittles the monumental decision trans women face vis-a-vis gender reassignment surgery.


do trans women seek reassignment surgery vis-a-vis ripping their dicks off?
i don't know why i feel so dry
#40
Quote by RylanThePotato
My PO box is still dickless

fuck you guys for getting my hopes up

Give us time!
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
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