Poll: Will you?
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View poll results: Will you?
Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap
6 30%
Remember the not so good old days
2 10%
Pumpkin Spice Latte
7 35%
Take upskirt photos of women because you can
5 25%
Voters: 20.
#1
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/01/health/airline-passenger-with-ebola-is-under-treatment-in-dallas.html?_r=0

A man who took a commercial flight from Liberia that landed in Dallas on Sept. 20 has been found to have the Ebola virus, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported on Tuesday. He is the first traveler to have brought the virus to the United States on a passenger plane and the first in whom Ebola has been diagnosed outside of Africa.


Close the ports, stop the presses, Ebola is coming to your door to eat your face and prod your insecurities. This once blessed nation is now subject to the distraught notion that YOU will be infected with this deadly virus in the next coming days according to my not so reliable sources.

What will you do before you die pit? Will you fap furiously? Remember the not so good old days? Or buy a pumpkin spice latte?

The choice is yours.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#2
i feel pretty at ease about this

ill be safely quarantined up here
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Last edited by Burgery at Sep 30, 2014,
#4
I'm not really fazed by this. The entire human population already died from swine flu a few years ago anyway.
#5
mass orgy in the streets lasting a whole week nonstop without rest.

we launch the nukes on ourselves at the end when everyone is to exhausted and zoned out from all the pleasure to care about existing anymore.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#6
just karmic justice for our apathy until white people are hit
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#7
Good luck Ebola-Chan.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#9
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
just karmic justice for our apathy until white people are hit

repent and rip your dicks off america, its the only way
#10
I'm gonna stroll down the sidewalk fapping to memories of the not so good old days while drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte and taking upskirt pictures.
#11
Ebola reminds me of that really swag bad guy with an accent from Osmosis Jones
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#12
Already been diagnosed in Australia, some time ago too.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#13
Well it isn't in the UK yet, so HA!
Also we're all going to die, nuke africa etc etc
I have nothing important to say
#14
ha, I ain't scared. come at me! I was made to last bitch!



Quote by Jackintehbox
I'm not really fazed by this. The entire human population already died from swine flu a few years ago anyway.


Quote by Telecaster7
Oh dear, current affairs...
#15
bring it

Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#16
Quote by eGraham
Ebola reminds me of that really swag bad guy with an accent from Osmosis Jones



Bang on.