The Official Rangers Still Suck 2014-51in15 NHL Season Thread: Huberblow-Bustov-Ekbad

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#1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv5wAyRluTE

alright fellas it's october and that means the good ol hockey season is upon us once again. lotsa questions heading into this year: can detroit's playoff streak continue with only 4 truculent ontario boys on their roster? will dion phaneuf's paintball skills translate into a postseason berth for the maple leafs? which western canadian team will finish 30th and not get to draft connor mcdavid? will bobby ryan learn to spell? who will emerge from the metropolitan division only to be embarrassed by the west? will looshic kill emelin? Is Anyone Starting To Be Afraid Of The Flyers? how long until the reformed matt cooke destroys another career? will phil ever stop loving hockey? can doug ford successfully ride his brother rob's momentum and win the toronto mayoral race? in this thread we will discuss all things hockey for the next seven months. post yr lineups, predictions, fantasy teams, sling shit around (no batteries), pinch a cop's ass, whatever. just keep yr head up and don't be some greaseball waiting around for the refs to come save ya from a big ol beautifully named brute for all yer yappin & you'll do fine kiddo.

links:
http://capgeek.com/
http://www.tsn.ca/
http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/misc.php?do=showsmilies
http://www.hockeydb.com/
http://www.hockeyfights.com/
http://www.vitockey.com/VIT-introEn.htm
http://www.dropyourgloves.com/

streams:
wiziwig.tv
firstrowsports.eu
sportlemon.tv
cricfree.tv
cbc.ca (for canadians #privileged)
share em if ya got em i guess

important stuff for you to look at:







show yr colours & choose yr enemies. i know i probably left a bunch of you off so lemme know if you wanna make the list.

fan list
Anaheim Ducks: minterman22
Arizona Coyotes
Boston Bruins: Aotnoe, Jmoarguitar, Thrashtastic15
Buffalo Sabres: Thrashtastic15
Calgary Flames: CaptainRon, ESPLTDV401DX
Carolina Hurricanes
Chicago Blackhawks: Rockford_rocks
Colorado Avalanche: SteveHouse, Landeskog
Columbus Blue Jackets
Dallas Stars
Detroit Red Wings: Wiegenlied, Gregray88, AcdcKicksAss
Edmonton Oilers: lol
Florida Panthers: Thrashtastic15
Los Angeles Kings
Minnesota Wild: JustRooster, Pookie6, Hephistopheles
Montreal Canadiens: Demon Wolf, SuperKid, FYCHARA, rock_star77
Nashville Predators
New Jersey Devils: Unourrit01, Reviewer Pete
New York Islanders: genghisgandhi
New York Rangers: JackWhiteIsButts
Ottawa Senators: marc137
Philadelphia Flyers: daytripper75, chev311e, soundgarden1986
Pittsburgh Penguins: TDS, sharpshootr55
San Jose Sharks: guitarxo, Bluesblitz
St. Louis Blues
Tampa Bay Lightning: MTV Friendzone
Toronto Maple Leafs: Acϵ♠, fishmunky, Thrashtastic15
Vancouver Canucks: Godsmack_IV, RedDeath9
Washington Capitals: RU_Experienced?
Winnipeg Jets:


alright lets go ya beauts

THUMBS UP

p.s. rangers suck
Last edited by MinterMan22 at Oct 16, 2014,
#2
p.s. rangers suck




#6
So holy shit I've been waiting for the 8th for so long. Also I guess I did alright in the autodraft. Put me down as a flames fan
#8
Quote by Godsmack_IV


When is the first hockey night in Canada? I need Don Cherry to tell me this kid is better than Crosby.

wow whatta champ :')



speaking of which, are they carrying over coaches corner to rogers shitnet? not sure if that will redeem it at all but it's a start i guess




#10
Good thread 10/10

3 days left
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#14
The thread title just oozes class. Great OP. Gonna be a good season if this thread means anything.

Predictions
1. Toronto 72-10
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30. Rangers 4-78
Last edited by Unourrit01 at Oct 5, 2014,
#17
Quote by captainsnazz


i wish i cared about sports so i could care about this one


thats ok, if you dont want to watch the game you can get just as much out of taking a quick glance at the corsi numbers
#18
please. you cant get nearly as much out of the corsi numbers alone. you have to also watch the corsi letters. vital.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#20
Quote by guitarxo





#25
Just finished my hockey draft. How'd I do?

1. (2) Sidney Crosby (Pit - C)
2. (19) Taylor Hall (Edm - C,LW)
3. (22) Marc-Andre Fleury (Pit - G)
4. (39) James Neal (Nsh - LW,RW)
5. (42) Kari Lehtonen (Dal - G)
6. (59) Patrice Bergeron (Bos - C)
7. (62) Alex Pietrangelo (StL - D)
8. (79) Matt Niskanen (Was - D)
9. (82) Jarome Iginla (Col - RW)
10. (99) Blake Wheeler (Wpg - RW)
11. (102) Tyson Barrie (Col - D)
12. (119) Brad Marchand (Bos - LW)
13. (122) Jay Bouwmeester (StL - D)
14. (139) Josh Harding (Min - G)
15. (142) Alex Goligoski (Dal - D)
16. (159) Ryan O'Reilly (Col - C,LW)
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#28
Quote by JustRooster
Just finished my hockey draft. How'd I do?

1. (2) Sidney Crosby (Pit - C)
2. (19) Taylor Hall (Edm - C,LW)
3. (22) Marc-Andre Fleury (Pit - G)
4. (39) James Neal (Nsh - LW,RW)
5. (42) Kari Lehtonen (Dal - G)
6. (59) Patrice Bergeron (Bos - C)
7. (62) Alex Pietrangelo (StL - D)
8. (79) Matt Niskanen (Was - D)
9. (82) Jarome Iginla (Col - RW)
10. (99) Blake Wheeler (Wpg - RW)
11. (102) Tyson Barrie (Col - D)
12. (119) Brad Marchand (Bos - LW)
13. (122) Jay Bouwmeester (StL - D)
14. (139) Josh Harding (Min - G)
15. (142) Alex Goligoski (Dal - D)
16. (159) Ryan O'Reilly (Col - C,LW)

that's actually really solid

well realistically that goaltending would be absolute trash when it matters most (outside of harding when he's good to go) but fleury and lehtonen get decent enough numbers in the regular season for that not to be an issue in a fantasy league

ror in the 16th round wow




#29
Quote by MinterMan22
that's actually really solid

well realistically that goaltending would be absolute trash when it matters most (outside of harding when he's good to go) but fleury and lehtonen get decent enough numbers in the regular season for that not to be an issue in a fantasy league

ror in the 16th round wow



I'm banking on Harding to get healthy and replace lehtonen.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#32
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
Taylor Hall is a nightmare if +/- is taken into consideration



It is, and he's my only player with a negative on the entire team.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#33
Quote by JustRooster
It is, and he's my only player with a negative on the entire team.

season hasn't even started yet and he's already negative typical edmonton great drafting get all the little forwards

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#34
csn00b wasnt a leafs fan, he was an ottawa fan. not around anymore now that the team is shit, typical
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#37
Habs-Leafs wednesday oooh yeaaa
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#39
Quote by Rockford_rocks
Drouin for Hart


Stevie Y for GM of the year

Edit: LOL Shero won this "prestigious" award only two years ago
#40
****, season hasn't even started and I'm already thin on wing in fantasy. I mean, Perry and Hossa will most likely pick up the slack but I'm not really sure what I was thinking with Johansson (apparently he'll be playing 3rd line C and isn't exactly a PIM stud) and Horton is hurt, surprise surprise.

Nino Niederreiter, you're up. May your time on the ice be as fun to watch as your name is to say. Hopefully he wins a spot on the 2nd line out of preseason.

I'm placing a lot of faith in young guys, if they don't break out I may be up for some trades pretty soon lol