#1
That said 'You need more sleep'

It's nearly 2 in the morning and I work in 5 hours, I think the NSA is spying on me for targeted advertising
It's over simplified, So what!

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#3
You're not even on the internet, you're lying in a park hallucinating due to lack of sleep.

And yes, I am a talking dog.


woof woof
#4
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generally most people who browse the internet regularly need more sleep


clearly this was more than mere coincidence though

clearly.
It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#5
if you use chrome google tracks ur shit and tries to match stuff up to your interests. Wouldn't be surprised if they notice you browse late at night
#6
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clearly this was more than mere coincidence though

clearly.
get some sleep you're acting paranoid
ggg1 ggg3

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#9
You seem paranoid TS.

Get more sleep, it'll help ya.
Name's Luca.

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I don't know anything about this topic, but I just clicked on this thread because of your username :O
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I guess spambots are now capable of reading minds.
#10
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You're not even on the internet, you're lying in a park hallucinating due to lack of sleep.

And yes, I am a talking dog.


woof woof

At least you're not a dogging human
#11
There's no way I need more sleep. I sleep like a 18 hours a day.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#12
I go to sleep at 5am because im an idiot
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#14
the NSA is most likely spying all UG users since yesterday's thread advocating assassination. be careful, don't post anything incriminating.

#15
What you really need is a new mattress.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#16
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the NSA is most likely spying all UG users since yesterday's thread advocating assassination. be careful, don't post anything incriminating.



hello i am your local nsa representative

i do not have the security clearance to know about any spying done on you guys but i'm still spinning that spotlight all night especially at this kid's house he's a fuck
i don't know why i feel so dry
#17
Don't sleep - it's a trap! We must fight our carnal, base desires for shuteye or they'll kidnap us & sell us into deviant forms of slavery! I'm too pretty... *sheer terror* >_O;
COLORS!

OMG

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