Page 1 of 2
#1
First time in five years if not more.

Have you ever been grounded? When, why, and how were you grounded?

Related: how's the weather were you are?
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#2
British parents don't do daft shit like that

Edit: and what are you? 12!?
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#3
What the hell did you do babban?

Related: it's raining here.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#4
Oddly enough, the last time I got grounded was before I moved to England, and I'm in America now and am grounded. I think there is a connection
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#5
Aren't you like 20?
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#7
What that hell Joel arent you in your early 20s? How does that even happen?
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#9
Seriously babbers, give us the full story or I'll tell Mr. and Mrs. Joel what you do at night with that tube sock.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#10
Are you sure you want to know
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#12
Quote by VillainousLatin
Did your parents find your hidden weed stash?

No because my weed is hidden in a secret location
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#14
Ok this is why I'm grounded.


Trying to fly to DC via Chicago. Weather in Chicago is crazy, so we're grounded here until it clears up. Probably another half hour.
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#16
Quote by Baby Joel
Ok this is why I'm grounded.


Trying to fly to DC via Chicago. Weather in Chicago is crazy, so we're grounded here until it clears up. Probably another half hour.
That should give you time to think about why you would ever want to be in Chicago or DC.
#17
Come to GW, babby
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#18
Quote by Baby Joel
Ok this is why I'm grounded.


Trying to fly to DC via Chicago. Weather in Chicago is crazy, so we're grounded here until it clears up. Probably another half hour.
boby jol pls
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#20
lol
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#22
Quote by Baby Joel
Ok this is why I'm grounded.


Trying to fly to DC via Chicago. Weather in Chicago is crazy, so we're grounded here until it clears up. Probably another half hour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQmqcaS5LIM#t=2m28s
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#24
Oh, teehehehehe.

I actually was grounded because of weather in Portland, Maine back in July. I almost had to stay overnight in a hotel, but I managed to get on a last minute flight through Philly.

Bitches wouldn't pay for my hotel. :p
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#25
i've never been grounded because i've always been an angel and my mom doesn't actually punish she just cries and makes you feel bad which has always worked
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#27
I have literally never been grounded lol

also its rained a fvckload here
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#29
Quote by sickman411
haha babby ur so crazy we thought u were grounded like grounded and not like grounded lol



#31
When I was little my parents would ground me by not letting me go out to play but I had just as much fun reading at home so for all intents and purposes I was never grounded.

I've never been grounded the weather way either, though there was a 2 hr delay once because of excessive lightning so we just kept flying around in circles until it was safe to land.

The weather is currently 80F with 94% humidity and a 30% chance of precipitation and PSI 102.
cat
#32
Quote by GuitarGod_92
ive never been grounded because i wasnt a shit kid and also ive never been on a plane

Well excuuuuse me trans princess!
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#33
I was grounded once when I touched the ground connection to my guitar pot which allowed electricity to flow directly through me via said ground.


it was fun
#34
Quote by snipelfritz
Well excuuuuse me trans princess!
More like... trains princess.

HAHAHA.

GET IT?

BECAUSE SHE DOESNT TAKE PLANES, SO SHE MUST TAKE TRAINS.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#37
Quote by snipelfritz
Well excuuuuse me trans princess!

how long have you been waiting to make this terribly unfunny joke lol

Quote by Joshua Garcia
More like... trains princess.

HAHAHA.

GET IT?

BECAUSE SHE DOESNT TAKE PLANES, SO SHE MUST TAKE TRAINS.

well i have been on more trains in my life than planes
not many tho
#38
Quote by GuitarGod_92
well i have been on more trains in my life than planes
not many tho
Oh thank god. This thing would've gotten really awkward if you hadn't. D:
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#40
Yeah, I'm 23. Which means my parents don't really have that kind of authority now....because that's how many flavors there are in a bottle of Dr. Pepper. That's just life, man.

Q#m
e|--6--|
B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24
Page 1 of 2