#1
So everyone knows that homeless people have limited space for personal items because it's hard to build up a hobode (hobo abode) without making the other hobos feel jealous.

I would have a metal bucket for gathering and boiling water and canned beans as well as a thick blanket for blanking. I'd also get one of those astronaut blankies made out of tin foil because it's cool and I can rattle it at night and scare my bumigos (bum amigos).

No hobo collection is complete without those little bundles of snap rocks that you can throw at people's feet if they don't give you change.




What would you bring along?
#2
ur mum so we can do it in a back alley just like old times
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#3
Pieces of wood, which I would carve into little wooden models and sell at the farmer's market. Just hang out outside a lumber mill, wait for them to toss out pieces of wood they can't use, steal a ******* knife from some dude, and whittle projects to sell.

Bitch if I'm homeless I ain't staying that way, I'm making some goddamn money.
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#4
Hairbrush, travel pillow, blankie, tigger. I can get everything else for free from various places.
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#5
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ur mum so we can do it in a back alley just like old times

That was rude I expect an apology.
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Pieces of wood, which I would carve into little wooden models and sell at the farmer's market. Just hang out outside a lumber mill, wait for them to toss out pieces of wood they can't use, steal a ******* knife from some dude, and whittle projects to sell.

Bitch if I'm homeless I ain't staying that way, I'm making some goddamn money.

Okay what would be in your shopping cart until you became a highly successful smelly guy who carves sticks into smaller sticks
#6
a gun

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#7
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That was rude I expect an apology.

Okay what would be in your shopping cart until you became a highly successful smelly guy who carves sticks into smaller sticks


Coats. I'd sneak into restaurants and hair salons and other places where people sit down for a while, and just steal coats, hats, whatever I can get my hands on. Sell them to a thrift shop, get more money.
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#8
The shattered corpse of my once prosperous life.
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#9
A copy of 101 Dopey Ways to Try to Make Money as a Bum by necrosis1193.
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A copy of 101 Dopey Ways to Try to Make Money as a Bum by necrosis1193.


Therein is the master plan: What I don't whittle into sculptures to sell at the farmer's market, I whittle down until it's thin enough to write on. Then I write the manuscript of a best-seller, and then boom, goodbye homelessness.
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#13
guns. lots of guns.

and sex dolls.

even more sex dolls.
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#15
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im sorry she finds my shrimp dick and bowlegs sexy
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#22
like a billion dollars, but I'd hide it in old stuffed animals and stuff, so people wouldn't suspect anything
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#25
booze

as long as I'm drunk i won't get colds
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#27
I wrote a poem as a response to this thread.

If I were a hobo
I’d surely push around a shopping cart
filled with the most precious
things I own

My cart would hold my world
The iron bars providing shelter
Nothing can harm me
Not when I’m in my shopping cart

So you want to take a look
inside my cart? STOP

This is my cart
Get your own cart

This is my world
Get your own world


I call it: Bitch, Y U No Give Me A Dime?
#28
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I wrote a poem as a response to this thread.

I call it: Bitch, Y U No Give Me A Dime?


maybe it's just drunk me speaking but i thought that was beautiful


edit: oh god.. how do i pronouns?
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#31
A guitar so I can busk.
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#32
This is actually a brilliant thread topic.

I'd probably have a crossfire gameboard, a plastic bag of open jars with plastic bags of used ketchup packets inside of them to keep them fresh, about 12 floor tiles because you never know when someone might need to get their tiles replaced/fixed. That famous picture of kramer from seinfeld, the racist one and a big fat long hard blunt.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#33
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maybe it's just drunk me speaking but i thought that was beautiful

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#34
i forgot the bum wine.

gotta have bum wine.

although i don't know if i could handle Night Train.

but i probably couldn't afford Mad Dog.
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