Poll: If I were to score the loudest ass in my family, they'd get a:
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View poll results: If I were to score the loudest ass in my family, they'd get a:
> 5
7 23%
6 or 7
11 37%
An impressive 8 or 9
6 20%
10! (I don't bring friends to the house)
6 20%
Voters: 30.
#1
My dad has a trumpet for an ass.

If his ass was an amp it would be all the way up to 11, I'm not even kidding.
I'm sure that if we lived in a mansion his asswaves could still be heard from anywhere in the house.

Sometimes, when the conditions are favorable, I can hear his farts when I'm OUTSIDE THE FUKING HOUSE.


Discuss your relatives' farts, and assign them a score in the poll above.

Unfortunately for me, my dad gets a 10.
Last edited by Minicaxotinho at Oct 14, 2014,
#2
i dont even
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#3
My mom farts more than my dad and my 12 year old brother farts more than my mom.
#6
I like to fart aloud with your mum too


She has a big fartatude watch out bros. dangerous chit
KIFFLOM
#8
Quote by chrismendiola
Some guy in here farts and sometimes it goes back into his butt, or something.

...

How?
#9
My dad's farts have nothing on the girth of my mom's queefs.

Concrete bridges ****ing crumble.

Q#m
e|--6--|
B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24
#13
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jfc this thread is horrible
Agreed. In fact, other than those song of the week threads, most Minicaxotinho threads are.

I wish he'd take my word and try to be a regular user instead of trying soo hard to be funny. I see potential, but he ignores me. :/

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well pls improve it bro
There is no improving it because anything fart related is not funny.
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I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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#18
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Agreed. In fact, other than those song of the week threads, most Minicaxotinho threads are.

I wish he'd take my word and try to be a regular user instead of trying soo hard to be funny. I see potential, but he ignores me. :/

There is no improving it because anything fart related is not funny.


Mini makes other threads outside of songwriting threads?? impossible...


u mini
#20
My sister is vegan aka queen of the SBD.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#21
I have never heard my dad fart once in my life.
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This thread topic is gold. I've been on this website for 8 years and I've never come up with anything like this. So yeah. Great job TS[457undead].
#22
I was in my friend's basement with another friend, and two of us were standing in one of the basement's sideroom getting drinks out of the freezer when we smelled this horrid fart stench. We both thought the other one made it, because it obviously couldn't have come from across the basement. But apparently it had.

A fart that smelled so bad it seemed like it came from a foot away instead of quite farther.

On topic: My dad's farts were never the loudest but happened daily.
#23
I wish I had a dad whos farts I could be disgusted by
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#25
I've been woken up by my dad's farts in the past.

And one year on holiday, me, my dad and my brother had a farting contest in the car.

Mum and my sister were not impressed.
#26
My dad farted on me once. He sat down on top of me and farted right onto my leg. It was gross because the air moved through his jeans, and through my jeans, and I could feel the fart hitting my skin.
#27
I probably have the loudest farts. But my brother probably farts more often.
"Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it'll always get you the right ones."
#28
Quote by ultimate-slash
My dad farted on me once. He sat down on top of me and farted right onto my leg. It was gross because the air moved through his jeans, and through my jeans, and I could feel the fart hitting my skin.

#29
Quote by 457undead
I have never heard my dad fart once in my life.

That's because:
1) You're adopted
2) He doesn't respect you as a human
#31
Solid thread
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#32
My dad's the loudest but still not that bad, 6 or a 7. 90% of my farts are silent but they stink like the devil's asshole.
#34
My dad's home-job is gas chamber operator.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#35
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I would say it's more of a gas thread than a solid thread.

Ha
Quote by Nelsean
Lil B, the young based god, has the ability to create music so profound, that others around him cannot even comprehend his magnificent verbal progressive nature.

Quote by The_Blode
^ oh hey y'all females...welcome !