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#1
Because I'm sober and I need something intelligent, productive, and well-mannered to do.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#4
I see what you did there.

Do interesting anagrams
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#6
Learn about something new. Find a Youtube series about something you don't know much about. Like all those science channels.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#7
write an abstracted story. choose a simple plot but tell it a meaningful but non chronological order.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#9
LOL science, you calling me a nerd bro

I could write a story or screenplay though.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#10
Quote by ErikLensherr
LOL science, you calling me a nerd bro

I could write a story or screenplay though.

write a story then let me tell you why it's bad
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#12
become cultured by watching Guy Fieri's show.
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#14
Walk into a Victoria Secret store and politely direct the man shoplifting underwears to the authorities.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#17
You can help me finish this fifth of bourbon. Ive gotta work tomorrow anyway. And my glasses are pissing me off rn so yeah bye
#21
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Walk into a Victoria Secret store and politely direct the man shoplifting underwears to the authorities.


oh come on josh, don't tell him to snitch on me, that's not cool
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#23
fuck a pumpkin
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#24
Post a thread like this one, but instead of telling me what you should do you tell us what we should do.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#25
Quote by Nelshizzle
Post a thread like this one, but instead of telling me what you should do you tell us what we should do.

and address each action to each individual user
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#26
Try brain training games! Fun -and- seemingly productive!
COLORS!

OMG

Quote by Sleaze Disease
Also, people who wear Monster swag are automatically douches.
#28
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Find a new avatar, one that you didn't take from a picture someone else originally owned.

Never.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#30
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Find a new avatar, one that you didn't take from a picture someone else originally owned.

If it was posted on a public forum then it's really your own fault.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#31
Quote by BladeSlinger
If it was posted on a public forum then it's really your own fault.

It never was, actually. It was on my bandcamp. So, technically, that means he is using it without permission.

Which, if nothing else, makes him a giant dickbag.
#33
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
It never was, actually. It was on my bandcamp. So, technically, that means he is using it without permission.

Which, if nothing else, makes him a giant dickbag.

it's parody. he's covered by the first amendment.

America.
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#35
Sam's laughing at America.
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#37
Not cool Sam.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#39
Also you could watch birds or something. Call up a friend and tell them you want to watch birds. It is fool proof guaranteed fun.


Quote by Minicaxotinho
Write a screenplay for the world's first feminist porn.

you mean world's 4th. because i wrote the first three. on my computer.


i'm having trouble getting them financed.
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Oct 17, 2014,
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