#1
News-A local boy know as "Geoff," found a turtle in his shoe and returned it to the terrarium on his desk. "His name is Slowbie but know I think I'll call him Mr. Shoe." The boy's mother is very proud of her son. Calls to the turtles mother were not immediately returned, but most agree that she must be proud of Slowbie/Mr. Shoe.

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#4
How did it get out of the terrarium?

Can turtles climb?!

Holy shit, we're not safe anywhere!

EDIT: No wait, I figured it out. The baby turtle probably used a laser to cut a hole through the aquarium.
Mystery solved everyone!

EDIT2: Ow ****, now baby turtles can use lasers?!
Last edited by ultimate-slash at Oct 17, 2014,
#5
i used to pronounce geoff as "gee-off" when i was little then i found out it was actually just "jeff"
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#6
Its not gee-of? ****, thats how i pronounced Geof Tate in mz head everztime i read one of the millions of articles about him.
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#7
It's Jeff!
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#8
I found some sand in my shoe once. I tipped it back out over the beach where it belonged. Its name is Sandy but now I think I'll call it Mr. Shoe. My mother is very proud of me, thank you very much.
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#10
kay.
Name's Luca.

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#11
Plot twist: actually the turtle saved the boy by being so goddamn cute

#13
Quote by little_boy
no I did not

Yes you did! The story says you did, it must be true!

I love turtles! My pet turtle climbs and follows me and he even looks up at me like a puppy does.
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#14
Quote by deadsmileyface
i used to pronounce geoff as "gee-off" when i was little then i found out it was actually just "jeff"

The only Geof I've known actually pronounces his name gee-off. Unless some of the Jeff's I've encountered have actually been Geofs in disguise.
#15
Quote by Andrea55
Yes you did! The story says you did, it must be true!

I love turtles! My pet turtle climbs and follows me and he even looks up at me like a puppy does.

I most certainly did not. No one interviewed me, all of that is fake.

I see your avatar is that turtle bloke from Mario, isn't it? Who would've thought you liked turtles.
#18
Quote by little_boy
I most certainly did not. No one interviewed me, all of that is fake.

I see your avatar is that turtle bloke from Mario, isn't it? Who would've thought you liked turtles.



I don't like turtles, I love em!
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#20
Isn't Yoshi more of a dinosaur?
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#21
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Isn't Yoshi more of a dinosaur?



Well he clearly has that tiny shell. However he also is bi-pedal. So I guess some sort of ancient proto-turtle?
#22
Yoshi is indeed a dinosaur, not a turtle.

Koopas are the Mario Universe's turtles.

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#23
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Yoshi is indeed a dinosaur, not a turtle.



but are turtles not just ancient evolved dinosaurs?
#24
Are turtles not just evolved forms of urmumlol

I don't know what that means, sorry.
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#25
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Are turtles not just evolved forms of urmumlol



my mum doesnt have enough xp to evolve yet so i will let u kno
#28
In the first picture it is clearly a shell, in the second a saddle. However, in the early Mario games, it is definitely a saddle, because Mario's ass would get way too sore sitting on that shell.

Maybe some Yoshi's have shells and others don't?


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#29
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no I did not


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#30
I think that's a hat he has on his back. He can't put it on his head, because then he would have a hat on his eyes, and that would just be silly. Makes much more sense to put the hat on your back.
#31
Ah, I stand corrected. That little dude is clearly a dinosaur. I got carried in the turtle talk and thought he was a turtle.

My bad.
#32
It's a knapsack. It's where they keep their exploding eggs.

edit

for real tho, its a shell

a yoshi is not a turtle

a yoshi is a yoshi

baby yoshis dont have shells

turtles are born with shells

no one knows how yoshis get their shells
Last edited by Godsmack_IV at Oct 17, 2014,
#33
It could be underwear. Maybe male Yoshisaurs have their penis on their backs and the females just kinda ride the males' backs to make babies.
#35
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It could be underwear. Maybe male Yoshisaurs have their penis on their backs and the females just kinda ride the males' backs to make babies.





I think we need to demand answers from Nintendo...