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#2
ebola
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#6
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ebola

Nah, can't be. I already had Ebola and you can't get it twice. Just like cancer.

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Sorry I thought your house was the restroom

Damn you
#10
Have you tried turning the taps off and back on?
Name's Luca.

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I don't know anything about this topic, but I just clicked on this thread because of your username :O
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Clue: amplifiers amplify so don't turn it on if you need quiet.
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I guess spambots are now capable of reading minds.
#11
They replaced all the water in your house with whiskey to save on water because you were doing a sucky job at it.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#13
Where do you live, TS?
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#14
Probably a damaged water main. Call you local water provider
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#17
Are you sure you aren't mistaking a used toilet for a faucet?
I have nothing important to say
#18
Actually it's only the hot water. So it's probably not a water main.

a) Problem with the water heater

b) Poop in the pipes

c) Hot water demon.
#19
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Are you sure you aren't mistaking a used toilet for a faucet?

Easy mistake to make
#20
For what it's worth, I just took a shower and have yet to develop symptoms of E. Coli infection or Baphomet worship.
#22
This happened quite a few times when they were working on the roads in my town. You'll survive, I wouldn't recommend drinking it though.
#23
IF your local municipality has recently flushed the water system and/or a nearby fire hydrant has been used, your water may be dirty because of the stirred-up soot.

If that's the case, just run your faucet for a few minutes until it clears up.

Otherwise you may have a waterline leak.


Or if neither of those are true, ebola
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#26
try looking inside, does the poop consume you?
i don't know why i feel so dry
#28
Ok, so I've looked outside and there's no construction going on. I looked inside and the poop tried to consume me but I consumed it first.
#30
Willy Wonka tapped your plumbing, yo!
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#33
did you shit in the water main again
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#34
It's the Entity coming into our world through your faucets

dammit you god damn hadwell
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#35
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It's the Entity coming into our world through your faucets

dammit you god damn hadwell

lol
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#36
And this is the thanks I get for breaking into TS's house and pouring about 50lbs of drinking chocolate into the hot water tank.

I'm not doing that again.

Well, not until Tuesday. there's nothing on telly then
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#38
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Do you live at the o.co coliseum

No, but my cousins are A's fans. Might explain it.
#39
Free chocolate milk and you're complaing ?

What the hell man.
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