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#1
So for various reasons, i was a vegetarian for the past year. however, i've decided i'm sick of it.

what murderous dish should i consume to celebrate?
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#2
whale
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#6
penis
Eat your pheasant
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#8
take it slow or you're gonna have some poopy problems.

i reintroduced myself to meat by eating 5 hot italian sausage and pepper sandwiches.

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#9
I got some meat you can eat right here baby.


It's a bologna sandwich my mom packed me. You can have half.
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#11
Ribs or steak. If you're gonna break a meat fast, you better do it right.
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#13
Bacon
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#14
For everyone who is saying "Here's my meat for ya" you should know that OP is 12.
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#15
Don't start with red meat, you'll have a bad time if your body adapted to being vegetarian too well. Preferably something lean if you've been a healthy vegetarian
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#18
human

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something lean if you've been a healthy vegetarian


lean human

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#19
five guys or in n out depending where you are
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#21
Keep in mind that it will probably upset your stomach.
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#22
I just watched the latest walking dead. How about leg?
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#24
You should make something out of this. Try to get people to pay you for eat meat.

But otherwise. welcome back to the Dark side.
#25
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Try to get people to pay you for eat meat.

Your mother could give him career advice in that area.
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#27
Steak, then a whole roast chicken, then burgers, all wrapped with bacon.
#28
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five guys or in n out depending where you are


It's fairly safe to say that OP is used to Five Guys in 'n out
#29
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It's fairly safe to say that OP is used to Five Guys in 'n out


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#31
Spoilers:
you're gonna poop like crazy

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For everyone who is saying "Here's my meat for ya" you should know that OP is 12.

I'm not sure if that means people should stop offering their meat or if you're actually encouraging them to do so.
#39
Get some filet mignon or chateau briand
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