#1
So I need some help with ideas.
My brother took a long ass shower, like waaaaayyy too long... like an hour long.. And stole all the hot water.

I'd like to perform some kind of revenge prank, but it has to be good and this is where you guys come in.

TIA
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#2
learn some plumbing skills
put a supply of hydrofluoric acid in the pipes rigged so that it will flow with the water
next time he takes a shower he will die

ahahahahaha that'll show him
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#3
spray bleach in his eyes.

that'll show him.
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#7
Knock on the door and tell him to stop jerking off in the shower.

but he might take longer if he can keep a hard on after that shame.

It literally takes me 5-10 minutes to shower.
#8
Next time he asks for a drink, ask him if he wants a couple of ice cubes in it. When he says yes, only put one in.
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#9
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Next time he asks for a drink, ask him if he wants a couple of ice cubes in it. When he says yes, only put one in.

get the fuck out man


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#10
There is usually a valve for the water going INTO the water heater.
Next time he showers, wait until he is in about 5 minutes then turn that valve off.
#11
Jizz in his shampoo
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#13
Seduce his mom.
The fact that you're his brother only means that it will have an even bigger impact on him.
#14
next time he goes for a shower put some peppermints in the shower head. he will come out of the shower sticky and covered in sugar
#15
Lmao!
Oh boy am I glad I asked you guys. There's some good ideas here

only...
Suck his dick a...

Dude, He's my brother... my underage brother. There's a reason I left the priesthood...

And..
Seduce his mom.
The fact that you're his brother only means that it will have an even bigger impact on him.


I would, but I'm married, and that would mean cheating on my wife and I don't do that. Them vows be fo' lyf yo.
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#17
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I would, but I'm married, and that would mean cheating on my wife and I don't do that. Them vows be fo' lyf yo.

Ah yes, I understand. Your vows are very important.

Although, you could ask your wife if she'd be into joining in. That would only add to the impact it has on your brother, I reckon.
#18
Masturbate into a crusty sock every day for a week and then put it on his face while he's sleeping.
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#19
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Masturbate into a crusty sock every day for a week and then put it on his face while he's sleeping.

masturbate into his face every day for a week while he's sleeping.

or

get him a job as a used car salesman, then convince him to do a live commercial on tv.

as he's showing off all the cars on live television, start opening trunks and revealing dead hookers.

I've never seen so many dead hookers in my life!
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#23
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#25
Greek proverb:

Revenge and vendetta
are served much betta
cold and with feta.
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#26
replace the hot shower water with 200°C oil


that'll learn em


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#28
So that's why hot water comes out of the shower when someone flushes a toilet?
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#29
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#30
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There is usually a valve for the water going INTO the water heater.
Next time he showers, wait until he is in about 5 minutes then turn that valve off.


This. Tell him you're saving some of that hot water for your shower.
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#32
1. take a deep breathe
2. let it go
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