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#1
As of Friday, at 12:34pm (UTC) I am a very happy and proud father to our little Rosalie Lyric.

SHOOOOOPS
...is my MUSIC as good as muh shoops?

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#2
congratulations man! enjoy your baby. <3
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in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#3
Congratulations man! Hope everybody's doing fine!

Also, that time of birth - 1234? Awesome!
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#4
Awww congrats dude

They go best with chips and a side of salad. also protip, save some to put on a sandwich for the next day
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#5
Congratulations on unlocking parenting mode!

Now would you like me to say that she looks like her father, or that she looks nothing like her father? I don't know which you would find more comforting.
#6
Well done, remember to feed her and stuff.

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#7
Congrats man! Just remember to water her and face her towards the sunlight
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#11
Lyric? Really?
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#13
Congratz!!!!!

also please can you shoop sam's head on your baby for my laughter?
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Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
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#14
That's awesome.
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#15

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#16
congrats
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#18
Congrats!
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Fender Precision 1989 (CIJ Rosewood)
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Lakland J Sonic 5
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Maruszczyk (custom) Jake

Ashdown CTM 100
#19
Congratulations, etc. I hope you asked her permission before sticking a picture of her on a public forum.
I have nothing important to say
#20
Congratulations! Here's to hoping he doesn't end up thinking he's a dog or something.
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#21
Many, many congratulations
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#22
If you come here posting that I'm confident you'll do a hell of a bad job as a parent.

Congrats tho!
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#24
congratulations!
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#25
congrats man remember to feed and wash it regularly

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Well done, remember to feed her and stuff.


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Congrats man! Just remember to water her and face her towards the sunlight


i thought i was being original


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
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#27
Just don't let it fall downstairs, dude, or it may end like half of the people here on the pit.
#28
i don't get it, where's the shoop? this isn't funny at all.

congratulations man
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#29
you'll be the rare good dad
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#34
I hope you'll be referring to it with non-gender specific pronouns until it's old enough to tell you how it self-identifies. Congrats.
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#35
Congrats, pops. Raise her to be a metal queen, taking after your beard and piercing combo.

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I hope you'll be referring to it with non-gender specific pronouns until it's old enough to tell you how it self-identifies. Congrats.


I dont know if this is serious. If it is, you ****in suck.
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#39
Seriously, thanks everyone! I appreciate the congrats, and the laughs. My wife and I both busted a gut at the sneeze picture, ozzyismetal lol

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will haunted baby be just as good at photoshop


I shall teach her the ways...

And I've noticed a few shoop threads coming back, so I'll post more shoop work in those when I get the time
SHOOOOOPS
...is my MUSIC as good as muh shoops?

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You know life isn't fair when people like HB are stuck posting on a guitar forum instead of rolling in bitches and cash.
#40
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And I've noticed a few shoop threads coming back, so I'll post more shoop work in those when I get the time

So what you're saying is that you'll be posting in those threads in like 18 years when your kid moves away for college?
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