#1
I pity them fools that elected me.

Hey, you ever noticed you can't write pity without writing pit?

Anyway, I've been elected and now I have a relatively low power formal position to add to the much informal position of guy people listen to.
Must be 'cause of that they elected me but who knows really.

In two days as a representative I pissed four people of (edit: they're the ones who were evidently pissed or who openly said I pissed them off, but thinking about it there might be more the four), two of which are parents of classmates of mine, so it's obvious that I'm already doing my job right.

What should be my first dictatorial act as new charismatic and powerful representative?
Name's Luca.

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#2
lol nerd




#5
Formal uniforms of Your choosing should now be mandatory. Along with that, every school day should start with the class singing songs of praise dedicated to You while saluting Your portrait which can of course be found in every classroom in Your school.

Do that and then just see where it takes you next. Who knows what will follow?


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo