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#7
Quote by Pastafarian96
Not raving lunatic but I know she is pretty far into it.


Describe exactly how far into it. If you set your standards low enough there are some things you can overlook.
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#8
This one time I saw a pretty cute girl dressed up in a Rainbow Dash hoodie. She was with like 4 other ladies all dressed as Disney princesses. I'm no bronie, but I would hold hands with her.
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#9
Quote by Guitar0player
Describe exactly how far into it. If you set your standards low enough there are some things you can overlook.

I'm talking will probably want me to be a furry with her, which is just too low.
#10
Quote by Pastafarian96
I'm talking will probably want me to be a furry with her, which is just too low.


Try it out, if you hear the sentence "what animal would your fursona be" run the **** away.
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#11
Quote by Guitar0player
Try it out, if you hear the sentence "what animal would your fursona be" run the **** away.

Okay my plan is if she asks this, I'm going to say something like "I think I'll be an Andalusian speckled anus crab, no?" or "I was thinking my fursona could be your fursona's brother, wouldn't that be cool!"

If she actually agrees to either of those I'm just gonna disappear from the world for a month or two, if she thinks I'm being a sarcastic knob I'll do some actual explaining and if she's alright with me not being a furry we'll see where it goes.

Where's the other Axel, his input would be invaluable, as a laugh.
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#15
I mean if she thinks she's like a fox in a human's body then **** that
but just like having a fursona isn't that bad
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#16
Quote by Pastafarian96
Okay my plan is if she asks this, I'm going to say something like "I think I'll be an Andalusian speckled anus crab, no?" or "I was thinking my fursona could be your fursona's brother, wouldn't that be cool!"

If she actually agrees to either of those I'm just gonna disappear from the world for a month or two, if she thinks I'm being a sarcastic knob I'll do some actual explaining and if she's alright with me not being a furry we'll see where it goes.

Where's the other Axel, his input would be invaluable, as a laugh.


If she has a proper head on her shoulders she'll react well to sarcasm or to you disagreeing.

Problem is that I rarely seen any furries without a love for drama.

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I mean if she thinks she's like a fox in a human's body then **** that
but just like having a fursona isn't that bad


You're right, that isnt that bad.

But anything can be bad at a certain degree.

Anything.
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#17
Introduce her to your good friend Axelfox.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#19
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... is hot and has expressed a mild interest in me, thing is she's a furry.

What would you do in my situation?



evaluate her potential as a companion for more than her appearance? ie, if furrydom puts you off then maybe it's not a good idea to date a furry???


unless you were essentially just asking whether to have some fling with her or date her, then have a fling, it'll be an amusing new experience if you aren't totally repulsed by it all.
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#20
well it depends on what level etc. I can appreciate the whole anthrophomorphism thing but if they were donning fursuits then nooooooo

i mean at the end of the day you probably want to get some tail, eh? huehuehuehuehue
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#21
**** her right in her pussy...


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#22
Go for it
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#23
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well it depends on what level etc. I can appreciate the whole anthrophomorphism thing but if they were donning fursuits then nooooooo

i mean at the end of the day you probably want to get some tail, eh? huehuehuehuehue


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#24
if you're a horrible person like me, you can just go along with it and feign interest until you get into the fox hole.

then come up with outlandish excuses as to why you can't see her anymore.

i mean, i'd tell her anything from "i believe animals are the eyes of satan" to "i'm a born-again christian now."

the key is one-upmanship. she says she wants you to dress up like a dog, you tell her you want to be a dog. then piss all over her place, sniff her ass as a greeting, and eat off the floor and growl anytime someone comes near your food.

also bite people.

woof.
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#25
Yiff it up, yo.

And when things are getting hot and heavy, play Now I Wanna Be Your Dog by Iggy Pop.
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#27
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**** her right in her pussy...


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#28
Quote by Pastafarian96
I'm talking will probably want me to be a furry with her, which is just too low.

Will she want you to look at anthro porn, or will she want you to **** her dog?

One's negligible.
#29
Quote by stratkat
Will she want you to look at anthro porn, or will she want you to **** her dog?

One's negligible.


Yeah, doggy style is so passe.
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#30
any pics?
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#32
Quote by Pastafarian96
... is hot and has expressed a mild interest in me, thing is she's a furry.

What would you do in my situation?

What?

it seems like a lot of people here hate furries
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#33
ask her to at least trim it
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#34
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Mount her

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#36
Do you have other attractive ladies after you? No? Then what are you waiting for. At least you'll get a good story out of it.
#39
Quote by Pastafarian96
... is hot and has expressed a mild interest in me, thing is she's a furry.

What would you do in my situation?


What?

it seems like a lot of people here hate furries
i don't know why i feel so dry
#40
Quote by Banjocal
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That just looks sweaty and miserable, sort of like those poor bastards that get paid a pittance to dress up and stand on streetcorners to hawk some crap-of-the-month deal, device or shop.

If that was Anchorage Alaska in February at least it would make SOME sense...
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