#1
"A seal is between a fish and a dog"
"If you worry about wrinkles on your bollocks, I'd say your life is pretty good."
"Let's say a new frog comes out."
"It's an alright wall. It's the alright wall of China."
"(It's better to be a big fish in a small pond than a small fish in a big pond) No because the pond is in someone else's garden. So that doesn't work at all."
"Old people don't like Twix."
"It's Tiny Tim! Go and get a chicken!"
"They make everything weirder (Chinese people). Chicken, why is it orange in China town?"
"(Who's your first celebrity crush?) One of the Bananarama, the darker one!"

I probably don't remember them exactly but anyways, have any favourite quotes?
#4
"something something deadpan"
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#6
"if they didn't want to be objectified they shouldn't have been little sluts."




#9
"It seems like people here hate furries and such."
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#10
"Ricky Gervais is a ****, and I strangle him every night in my dreams"
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#11
"One time i went to Anaheim to disneyland in summer,i think i saw some goth girls"
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#12
"You can't spell Rap without cRap."
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#13
Quote by RylanThePotato
"You can't spell Rap without cRap."

"If Typhoo put the 't' in Britain, who put the '****' in Scunthorpe?"
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#14
"You won't get anything done by planning"
When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me... She's always been a very aggressive litigator.
#15
Quote by slapsymcdougal
"Ricky Gervais is a ****, and I strangle him every night in my dreams"

lmao this
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.