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weiner. he liked....
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roosters, but prefered c0cks in...
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another baby in his...
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uterus, also known as
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his ears. he loved c0cks in his ears. Anyways he had a degree in metaphysical science and worked at...
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science was a lie because
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Raptor Jesus had commanded him to...
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Rufus to lock the door as he was about to get naked...
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and invite over some
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in heat and really needed to get a nut...
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So maybe he could be Rufus' girlfriend tonight.
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Rufus finally remembered his awful past, his amnesia wore off. He remembered his beautiful wife, holding her dying corpse in his arms while he looked up and saw the killer walk off with a revolver in hand...
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"Weiner", he said under his breath. "It suits my bloodthirsty nature."
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In his past life, Wiener had a hard job deep inside a cave. Due to his miner outfit, he always had a terrible case of helmet hair. Wiener became tired and soft after a long days work deep inside of caves, so instead

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a Ken doll. He wasn't sexually attracted to it by any means, he just had a hatred of tanned white men, since they reminded him of revolverman all those painful years ago...
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when i banged ts' mum for banter
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it was the most traumatic memory of his life... he came home early for school one day because of a fire drill and he saw his mother reverse cowgirling Baby Joel... Baby Joel just looked at him and smirked...
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Baby Joel then got up off the bitch and started to salute the fine young pup, with his penis of course...
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Indeed, his fallace was pointed due north. It was quite...
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unique, Wiener then recognized Baby Joel's unique wang and proceeded to flashback. It was 1957, the DMZ line, off the coast of the Yellow Sea...
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Wiener had just pissed in it...
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#32
And general Mao wanted weiner in his MaoTh-uggsSquad but his alligence to Tibet(birthplace of his wife) wouldn't let him do so.
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Realizing the flashback was pointless, Wiener...
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except Baby Joel who...
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of chapter 1.

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