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I'm am making a witch doctor themed bass out of a Squire P Bass. It just might be something more tasteful than that. I know it's the cheap brand, but it sounds fine to me and the frets will be filed as a part of this. I got it off a guy along with a practice amp.

Would I be a bad person for installing ivory inlays on a bass guitar?

Bull frog?

I want to incorporate snake skin (I'll get it myself, garder snakes aren't poisonous and I'm not afraid of them) . I'll use the skull and maybe the vertebrae.Should I hack them or strangle them and why?

I have an old knife handle made of horn (I thought it was bone and was corrected) that I have plans for.

I also know a weird guy who can plate metal, as in gold or silver plating for the frets.

I might just want to get a turtle shell. There are a lot of turtles that actually aren't close to being endangered like say snapping turtles or painted turtles. So I might hack the thing with a machete. Yes it's legal maybe. I mean he was going after Black Zach. Those things get kind of big (the snappers that it is) .

I have a dried leaf tail gecko that I could press and lacker onto it. It cost 22 bucks last year at an odd corner store in and interesting town. I want to maybe somehow integrate baked white clay from a piece of family property. Animal teeth interests me.

I already have good pickups in another instrument that nearly match the value I paid for it.

I'll buy stupidly expensive strings to top it off.

I know a guy who offered to take me to Africa who travels back and forth often. I legit saved the guys life and he's filthy rich and from a culture that takes that kind of thing more seriously. I banged his mom which puts me ahead of him in the generations.

If I ever end up with grand kids I'll try to make something out of igneous.
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#2
Why not human bones?
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#5
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if we met in person i would probably end up smacking you

animals aren't around to make your fucking instruments look good (or probably bad)


lmfao
#6
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if we met in person i would probably end up smacking you

animals aren't around to make your fucking instruments look good (or probably bad)


well they're not around for any particular reason anyways, so if one's dead anyways, who cares



edit: Just read that this guy wants to go hack a turtle for his guitar
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#8
Why would you want to kill a turtle they're like the chillest thing ever
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#9
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I know a guy who offered to take me to Africa who travels back and forth often. I legit saved the guys life and he's filthy rich and from a culture that takes that kind of thing more seriously. I banged his mom which puts me ahead of him in the generations.

This seriously, wut?
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#10
This happens to be weirder than that sewn to the breed shit you spew with the shoulder blades and the bones and the pudding and the zippity zoop zop
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#11
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This seriously, wut?

I'm a well traveled person, I've been to Africa before. I'm invicticus Marine. I'm not really afraid of most stuff to a huge extent. I've served two tours of duty. Yes I've killed people. A lot of people. I mean it already exists. The guy has a cue ball made of it and he knows a guy with ivory figurines. It has to be like more than 150 years old to have legally.

Nobody here hunts?
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A wondrous journey
Who's boundaries are that of Imagination
And limits that of infinity
There's a sign post up ahead
Next stop the twilight zone
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#12
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I want to incorporate snake skin (I'll get it myself, garder snakes aren't poisonous and I'm not afraid of them) . I'll use the skull and maybe the vertebrae.Should I hack them or strangle them and why?

I have an old knife handle made of horn (I thought it was bone and was corrected) that I have plans for.

I also know a weird guy who can plate metal, as in gold or silver plating for the frets.

I might just want to get a turtle shell. There are a lot of turtles that actually aren't close to being endangered like say snapping turtles or painted turtles. So I might hack the thing with a machete. Yes it's legal maybe. I mean he was going after Black Zach. Those things get kind of big (the snappers that it is) .

I have a dried leaf tail gecko that I could press and lacker onto it. It cost 22 bucks last year at an odd corner store in and interesting town. I want to maybe somehow integrate baked white clay from a piece of family property. Animal teeth interests me.

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#13
Man you are just the worst

"Yes I've killed people. A lot of people."

lol
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#14
I hunt for great Rollback deals at my local Walmart supercenter, yes
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#15
you know if you had a MacBook Pro you could have all of these....


...as desktop wallpaper and/or screensavers

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Heh heh heh.
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#17
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Yes I've killed people. A lot of people.
I don't even think anybody asked this question, but thanks for letting us know. Can't tell if serious, or just a bad joke, but that with the whole turtle thing confirms you are scum.
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#19
yeah, nevermind. you already are a terrible person. the ivory and turtle on your shit ugly guitar would just be visual evidence.
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#21
to be fair... having a market for hunting actually keeps endangered species alive

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#22
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I'm a well traveled person, I've been to Africa before. I'm invicticus Marine. I'm not really afraid of most stuff to a huge extent. I've served two tours of duty. Yes I've killed people. A lot of people. I mean it already exists. The guy has a cue ball made of it and he knows a guy with ivory figurines. It has to be like more than 150 years old to have legally.

Nobody here hunts?

you've killed people, big deal. So have my veteran friends. Most of my family hunts


They're not as dumb as you though.
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#23
If you aren't gonna change your mind on the other stuff (I doubt you will) at least don't ****ing use ivory or I will find you and get your dentist to pull all your teeth out at your next appointment and make little spears out of them and throw them at your eyes

Old ivory might be legal but it still creates demand for more ivory and guess where that comes from
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#24
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to be fair... having a market for hunting actually keeps endangered species alive

Only the cute ones like great pandas
#25
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If you aren't gonna change your mind on the other stuff (I doubt you will) at least don't ****ing use ivory or I will find you and get your dentist to pull all your teeth out at your next appointment and make little spears out of them and throw them at your eyes

Old ivory might be legal but it still creates demand for more ivory and guess where that comes from

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brot pls
#26
Jesus Christ, just make it out of artificial materials, don't ****ing butcher an animal just to satisfy a personal ****ing idea.

If you do anything spend more money on a decent bass guitar
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#27
Pull your teeth out and inlay them on your bass.
Then if you have any left over you could inlay them around your rectum, or if that's to hard to do, just stick them up your ass along with your bass.
#28
I have ivory keys on my macbook's keyboard
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#29
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I will find you and get your dentist to pull all your teeth out at your next appointment and make little spears out of them and throw them at your eyes



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#30
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lacker

lol


lol you have no clue of what your talking about
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#32
Nah, their trolling styles are far too different. Truman wouldn't put this much effort into a post.
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#33
Turtle shells and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my shitty Squier, oh Lord, why don't we?

We all know TS would kill people where ever he goes
There are bass parts in ev'ryone,
We learn to live, we learn to give
it to the mom of a guy whose life I saved, who's filthy rich.

Turtle shells and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my shitty Squier, oh Lord, why don't we? (repeat and fade)
#34
I should drop the turtle thing. I could just take the squire, put the missing knobs on it put on a diamond plate metal pick guard and sell it for what it's worth new (I know the #s don't line up probably, but I like to profit). I've got like 12,000 in savings so I could get a nice new wood grain bass and then pimp that out. If I can maybe get some ivory from an old pianos keys it would totally be legal.

And really, most of you aren't vegan... this stuff is just all the parts that no one wants to eat.

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Man you are just the worst

"Yes I've killed people. A lot of people."

lol

It's ****ing madness, with that number you would think I was a pilot.

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you've killed people, big deal. So have my veteran friends. Most of my family hunts


They're not as dumb as you though.


AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH It's GARYLAK I'm gonna have to make you a dog face now. Maybe you can hang yourself to roots.
Your traveling through another dimension
A dimension not Only of sight and sound but of mind
A wondrous journey
Who's boundaries are that of Imagination
And limits that of infinity
There's a sign post up ahead
Next stop the twilight zone
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#36
What you actually need is a new amp.


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#37
I hope you're just trying to make yourself look cool enough for the cool kids club and don't actually hunt.
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I hope you're just trying to make yourself look cool enough for the cool kids club and don't actually hunt.

I don't hunt, but I have. I've even hunted in Africa. Yup just killing animals. It's a very natural thing for omnivores.
Your traveling through another dimension
A dimension not Only of sight and sound but of mind
A wondrous journey
Who's boundaries are that of Imagination
And limits that of infinity
There's a sign post up ahead
Next stop the twilight zone
#39
Killing animals humanely for food is a bit different from wildly hacking up a harmless turtle to decorate a shitty guitar mate.

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