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#6
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Have you stuck your dick in bleach yet?

No, but I used the acidity of a grapefruit to disinfect.
Quote by Trowzaa
did she wear one of those tail butt plugs

un/fortunately, no
Quote by ultimate-slash
Did the carpet match the fur?

No, thank ****. I'd probably put my clothes back on if she had snow white pubes.
Last edited by Pastafarian96 at Nov 2, 2014,
#10
Quote by Pastafarian96
...remember this thread?

I can now say I yiffed a furry.

come on now get it right
#11
Quote by Pastafarian96
explain


theo doesn't get any

therefore nobody gets any
#12
Quote by Trowzaa
theo doesn't get any

therefore nobody gets any

So it's not just because I'm ugly and a total fud?
#14
Quote by steve_muse
^u self-deprecate way too often

Well, maybe people don't actually vomit in disgust. But noone(with the exception of my gran, whose opinion on such matters doesn't count) has ever accused me of being handsome.
#15
Quote by guitarxo
If you did it on halloween it doesn't count

November 1st, at a friend's 18th.



Not posting a pic/gif of this part
#16
Quote by Pastafarian96
November 1st, at a friend's 18th.



Not posting a pic/gif of this part


Jerry isn't in any of those gifs, you lying sack of shit.
#17
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Jerry isn't in any of those gifs, you lying sack of shit.

Seriously now I don't even trust him. I bet it was halloween but he's lying so he can make a thread about furries
#20
Quote by Pastafarian96

No, thank ****. I'd probably put my clothes back on if she had snow white pubes.


So her hair was white?

aint nothing wrong with givin' the oldies some lovin'
#21
Quote by Pastafarian96
No, thank ****. I'd probably put my clothes back on if she had snow white pubes.

#22
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Well, maybe people don't actually vomit in disgust. But noone(with the exception of my gran, whose opinion on such matters doesn't count) has ever accused me of being handsome.


grannies know best
#23
Did she have the fursuit on while you ****ed her?

Did she make animal noises while you gave it to her?

If she gets pregant what animal will it be?

Are you going to be a furry now? If so you should be a walrus.
#26
Quote by JustRooster
One of the more successful "Pit, I finally got laid!" threads I've seen.


I dont know man do animals get laid? it mostly looks like rape imo.
#29
Quote by guitarxo
Seriously now I don't even trust him. I bet it was halloween but he's lying so he can make a thread about furries

i bet he only kissed her on the cheek
#30
Quote by MinterMan22
i bet he only kissed her on the cheek


and it was the cheek of her mascot costume so it doesn't even count
#33
Quote by cha33 armstrong
I bet it was furry nice


well it was like tom and jerry so it was furry mice
#34
Quote by jimihendrix6699
Are you going to be a furry now? If so you should be a walrus.



Whatevs, TS, I'm proud of you. Poon is poon. Maybe if you get dragged along to some furry shit your reward will be some sloppy head.
#38
Quote by Pastafarian96
...remember this thread?

I can now say I ****ed a furry.

>inb4 new thread that says "I have an std native to dogs."
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