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#1
i heard that there were bearsh?





it turns out da bearsh are actually

da iabj.
#11
Bears charging down the ravine,
Eyes glowing bright as they tear out your spleen.
Over the mountains they fly with a roar
Wherever they go, the bears just leave gore

Bears standing tall in the woods,
They'll bite off your face if you're up to no good.
Claws leaving scars, giant teeth tearing skin,
Fur on the outside and darkness within
#12
I'm a bear, oh yeah I'm a bear
hey you, right there, I'm a bear
roar roar
I'll get you


rawr


~~~
#14
Quote by slapsymcdougal
You're all sluts, posting pictures of your growlers.

#16
Quote by GuitarGod_92
i bet they taste delicious

Actually, bear meat is way too tough to be delicious. It also has a very gamey taste.
#17
Quote by Trowzaa
this thread made me rip my dick off


wow that's pretty embearassing.
#19
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Actually, bear meat is way too tough to be delicious. It also has a very gamey taste.


Yeah it's pretty gross

I mean it doesn't taste awful it just has the worst possible texture meat could have
#23
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Can I still eat humans?


yes they generally deserve it
#25
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#26
Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous
Least every now and again
And when we're alone and there's nobody home
It's nice to be able to count on a friend like...

Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear
Wherever you go, oh won't you take me please?
Pooh Bear, I gotta be there
It's me and it's you
My silly old Winnie the Pooh

Not even kidding, I had a dream about bears last night. I was just casually strolling through a park, but there were bears everywhere. They didn't do anything but I still got scared and ran, and then I woke up.
Last edited by ultimate-slash at Nov 14, 2014,
#29
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Actually, bear meat is way too tough to be delicious. It also has a very gamey taste.

You're cooking it wrong, then.

We're obviously looking at braising, probably in a red wine, for a good 2 or 3 hours.
#31
Quote by Fisheth24
Inb4 Jamsessionfreak

PFffff
If we had a bear-off right here right now, I'd come out as the number one bear enthusiast for sure.
#33
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Can I still eat humans?


i thought you said you didn't like vore
#34
Quote by Eastwinn
did shomeone shay

bearsh?


****innnnnnn... bearsh. Hey Eastwinn, do you want to come over to my place and we shall watch some... PPPOOOORRRRRRno??
#35
Quote by EpiExplorer
****innnnnnn... bearsh. Hey Eastwinn, do you want to come over to my place and we shall watch some... PPPOOOORRRRRRno??


i'm taking many hits but not

not from the bong
#36
Quote by EpiExplorer
****innnnnnn... bearsh. Hey Eastwinn, do you want to come over to my place and we shall watch some... PPPOOOORRRRRRno??


some italian poooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrno?
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