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What were some of the most stupid remarks you've heard and in which situations?

Here are two; both came from the same classmate within half an hour of a lesson in school:
'My parents literally are shit.'
'Don't you think that there are atheists who believe in god?'

Note: I disqualify myself because it would take too long to write all the shit I say down.
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What were some of the most stupid remarks you've heard and in which situations?

Here are two; both came from the same classmate within half an hour of a lesson in school:
'My parents literally are shit.'
'Don't you think that there are atheists who believe in god?'
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Oh my god, who would say such a stupid thing?
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by FAR the stupidest shit I've ever heard
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What were some of the most stupid remarks you've heard and in which situations?

Here are two; both came from the same classmate within half an hour of a lesson in school:
'My parents literally are shit.'
'Don't you think that there are atheists who believe in god?'

Note: I disqualify myself because it would take too long to write all the shit I say down.
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What were some of the most stupid remarks you've heard and in which situations?

Here are two; both came from the same classmate within half an hour of a lesson in school:
'My parents literally are shit.'
'Don't you think that there are atheists who believe in god?'
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What were some of the most stupid remarks you've heard and in which situations?

Here are two; both came from the same classmate within half an hour of a lesson in school:
'My parents literally are shit.'
'Don't you think that there are atheists who believe in god?'

Note: I disqualify myself because it would take too long to write all the shit I say down.
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What were some of the most stupid remarks you've heard and in which situations?

Here are two; both came from the same classmate within half an hour of a lesson in school:
'My parents literally are shit.'
'Don't you think that there are atheists who believe in god?'
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What were some of the most stupid remarks you've heard and in which situations?


Mostly anything sung by Maynard James Keenan when I accidentally listen to a song by one of his bands.
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Actually, 'stupid remarks' sums up over 90% of song lyrics. Songs really need a lot less singing.
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Wow, you mean you actually cared?
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"I think that saying cattle as the singular makes you sound smarter"
"Shut up guys, they could be speaking American for all we know"
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I was having a great day last week when someone came up to me and said, "Are you okay, it looks like you are going to cry."

wtf?!

I hate it when people say, oh you look tired, did you lose weight, or think they can tell what is going inside your head just by looking at you. I always feel like saying, "Thanks, you look like a bucket of shit too, asshole."
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every post in the pit

where's the predicat "blades"?
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where's the predicat "blades"?


meow?
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I work in retail, so pretty much every day I hear something that could top your list, TS.

Prime examples being…

Customer: Could you show me where the plain Cheese Strings are?
Me: Yeah, sure. They're just over here *points*
Customer: Nah, those are the calcium ones.

Or even…

Customer: Y'know this printer paper?
Me: Yep.
Customer: Can you use it for normal writing and stuff?