#1
I mean I guess I'd have to get one of those fancy cameras that can do huge panorama shots.

ifyouregettinmydrift
#4
Have you tried holding the lens more than three centimeters from your dick?

Works wonders for me
#6
Nah dude, it's totally normal not to send

Quote by Acϵ♠
only guys with tiny non-dad dicks dont send dick pics



****ing shit we've been found out
#7
I was going to take a dick pic once but I couldn't get a hold of Peter Jackson to consult him on forced perspective photography.
#9
Quote by vintage x metal
me neither, weird

Aren't people who send nudes just the scum of the earth?
#14
Quote by GuitarGod_92
cuz no one wants to see it, Erik

I'm not sending you anything, your reverse psychology ain't working on me bro.
#16
Quote by ErikLensherr
I'm not sending you anything, your reverse psychology ain't working on me bro.

its not like i'd even be able to see it, i'd need a magnifying glass
#17
Quote by ErikLensherr
I'm not sending you anything, your reverse psychology ain't working on me bro.

I've tried bro, but she's a lesbian
#19
Quote by GuitarGod_92
a lesbian thats regardless seen half of the Pit's dicks

Lucky you, noah thought it would be fun to send me a pic of his weird hawaiian nipples, I'm still traumatised
#20
I have a pretty nice big dick but I can only see vanity reasons ever driving distributing pictures of my dick. I mean there is an argument for sharing such a beautiful thing with people on altruistic grounds, but I wouldn't be able to shake the idea that I am being warped by vanity underneath all that.

Same reason I barely post pictures of my face anywhere.
#22
Quote by cha33 armstrong
Lucky you, noah thought it would be fun to send me a pic of his weird hawaiian nipples, I'm still traumatised

> underage nipples

you're going to jail