#1
So today I accidentally drank a Frijj Strawberry Milkshake that was apparently 10 days out of date. When I was half way through drinking it I noticed the use by date. But it tasted so ****ing good that I gave no shits and finished it off. No regrets. Best Frijj I ever had!

Now I know some people would be terrified at the thought of even touching something thats past it's use by date. Thoughts?
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#2
If I didn't have my feminist head so far stuck up my ass, I'd probably be able to create a terrible pun in response to the title?
#3
Usually, smelling it is a better indicator than going by the expiration date.
Sometimes it's spoiled weeks before. Sometimes it's still good weeks after. Nothing new.
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#4
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If I didn't have my feminist head so far stuck up my ass, I'd probably be able to create a terrible pun in response to the title?

your mum's past her use by date but it didn't stop me last night?
#5
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your mum's past her use by date but it didn't stop me last night?
No no, title says 'dates'. So something about multiple mums or something. C'mon pit. We can make this pun happen.
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#7
use by date is different from expiration date.

really depend on what it is though.

dairy products start getting a little rank close to the use by date. other shit with natural preservatives/high salt content i've eaten 6 months after the use by date.
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#8
i use your mom by date three

she's rancid afterwards so i toss her out

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#9
Only wasteful chumps abide by use by/expiry/best before dates. They don't mean a thing.
#10
I always go by smell/sight

Like I've had bread weeks after its "Use By" date, because it's still fine Similar experiences with milk and vegetables and whatever.
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#11
I drank a milkshake a few days to a week past the use by date a few months ago. It tasted how I imagine battery acid does. Think it's luck of the draw on that one.
#12
It's just the manufacturers opinion.....

Just look and smell, if it looks or smells off, don't eat it.
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#13
They're there 'cause law states they have to be there.

I really don't care for them - I taste something and decide if it's still good by that.
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#14
I've once ate a bag of crisps that was about 7 months out of date and they were fine. If I had known beforehand that they were out of date, I probably wouldnt have eaten them.

Really though, it depends on what sort of food it is. Stuff like bread and cheese will get all skanky, but if the food seems skank-free, eat away!
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#16
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I've once ate a bag of crisps that was about 7 months out of date and they were fine. If I had known beforehand that they were out of date, I probably wouldnt have eaten them.

Really though, it depends on what sort of food it is. Stuff like bread and cheese will get all skanky, but if the food seems skank-free, eat away!

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#17
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#18
Meh use by dates are estimates.... expiration dates I'm more careful about....
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I drank a milkshake a few days to a week past the use by date a few months ago. It tasted how I imagine battery acid does. Think it's luck of the draw on that one.

Depends a lot on how it was stored and such.

Something like that made with UHT, and kept sealed pretty much won't go off. Pasteurised milk, you've probably got a week or two past the printed date, as long as it's sealed and kept in a working fridge. Non-pasteurised milk, and even buying it makes you a poor excuse for a human.

EDIT: BTW, shame on you, TS, for not buying chocolate. Also, for not buying Yazoo, which is superior in all tangible and intangible ways.
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#20
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I drank a milkshake a few days to a week past the use by date a few months ago. It tasted how I imagine battery acid does. Think it's luck of the draw on that one.

so that's where my battery acid went
#21
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EDIT: BTW, shame on you, TS, for not buying chocolate. Also, for not buying Yazoo, which is superior in all tangible and intangible ways.


My preferred milkshake is Strawberry flavoured and Yazoo is OK but I much prefer Frijj. But then there are McDonalds' strawberry milkshakes which is a whole other level of amazing.
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#22
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My preferred milkshake is Strawberry flavoured and Yazoo is OK but I much prefer Frijj. But then there are McDonalds' strawberry milkshakes which is a whole other level of amazing.

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