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#1
so a few weeks ago it was halloween and my sister becky and me went to this party at donovans house. donovan is an upcoming rapper with a communal spirit so he was throwing a part at his parents house.

so anyway we get there and becky is just drinking almost immediatly. i told her becky u shouldnt drink so much. she was dressed as a fairy from frozen. and i told her that she is differnt when she drinks all the time.

she is not listening to me so i go outside and is tart to cry i hear soome one walk up beside me and i think donoan has come to comfort me. me and donovan are good friends we go to school together and hes dressed like a vampre from uneworld evolution.

someone put a hand on my shoulder. tahnks donovan i say i turn aroundd its becy and shes crying to. we both cry in each other arm for a little bitt and i feel weird about it and im actually starting a boner. becky can feel my boner and she starts rubbing it through my pants. no becky ur my sister i tried to stop her but she keep rubvign.

shes undo my pants and pulling them donw. why i cant stop her this is wrong my sister. she start sucking my boner but i wont stop her. my hormons are taking over at this poiont.

i cum and i cum right in her mouth and becky she even swallows it then we just held eye contact for awhile. i went back inside and leave the party it was my first think and i go home and now i hvnt talked to becky since that night i just avoid her and try to visit the arcade or skate park when shes around so i dont talk to her.

i dont know what to do guys.
#5
well done son, 10/10


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#8
well then
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#9
Your in a lot of trouble with Jesus son.
JK Nothing Here!
Last edited by Grimshanks at Nov 22, 2014,
#10
Well, if that doesn't get you on Santa's naughty list then nothing will.
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#13
Quote by prettyfastsonic
she was dressed as a fairy from frozen.


wtf
cat
#17
priceless. Reads like a tumblr fan fiction
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#21
Quote by guitarxo
wtf

It was a Halloween party duh

TS did you dress up as the snowman?
#22
Quote by Cardbored
It was a Halloween party duh

TS did you dress up as the snowman?


but why be a fairy when you could be a princess

oh well

the past is in the past
cat
#25
Since when does Frozen have fairies?
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#26
Quote by Ichikurosaki
the twist is donovan was the one who suck the boner he was in halloween as ur sister sorry





#27
Quote by SexyBeast810
Since when does Frozen have fairies?


thiss the vampire that danovan dressed up as blade.

#30
Quote by prettyfastsonic
donovan is an upcoming rapper with a communal spirit

this was when i knew quality was coming
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#32
I don't understand it. What is the trouble that you find yourself in?
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#33
That was one of the weirdest things that I have ever read. And next time, proofread before you post.
"Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it'll always get you the right ones."
#34
TS, you cried because Becky was drinking AT A FREAKING PARTY?

Why would you even do that?
I have nothing important to say
#36
Quote by JackSaints
TS, you cried because Becky was drinking AT A FREAKING PARTY?

Why would you even do that?

Because he wanted to get his first incest blowjob somewhere with the rest of the extended family watching. And fapping.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#38
Quote by Andrea55
My hormons

Are they anything like Mormons?
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#40
If you play your cards right, you can develop your sister into a homegrown blowjob machine
Legato and fluidity in your playing is where it's at

DJENT!!
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