#1
When did I know?

When a guitarist asked me if I knew what a "chord" was....

When I wouldn't leave peoples porches, til they paid me for the pizza.....

When I stole the 9 volt battery out of my smoke detector, to power my active pickups...

How about you guys?
#6
When you walk into the Bass Pro Shops all excited and find yourself saying, "Wait. What? FISH?"
#7
Good one! BTW, I got a two pack of 9 volts. One for my bass, the other for the smoke detector. Safety First!
#8
When, after some sort of psychological blackout, you find yourself standing with a weapon in your hand among four dead bodies: three of them clutching instruments, and one clutching a microphone.

And somehow, you know they deserved it.
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell?" - Aldous Huxley
#9
Quote by FatalGear41
When, after some sort of psychological blackout, you find yourself standing with a weapon in your hand among four dead bodies: three of them clutching instruments, and one clutching a microphone.

And somehow, you know they deserved it.


Because we, the bass players, ended up making out with a bottle of Jack Daniels while everybody else in the band was busy shagging groupies.
Quote by Karl Marx
Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.
#10
Quote by Spanner93
Because we, the bass players, ended up making out with a bottle of Jack Daniels while everybody else in the band was busy shagging groupies.


Hell; I'd have let them live if they could just keep time, not solo in inappropriate places, and not turn singing a song into a Miley Cyrus twerk-fest!
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell?" - Aldous Huxley
#11
Quote by bloatedcorpse13

When I stole the 9 volt battery out of my smoke detector, to power my active pickups...

Quote by bloatedcorpse13

to power my active pickups...

Quote by bloatedcorpse13

active pickups...

passive ftw
Quote by lolmnt
I love to have my vag pounded by guys who make lame threads on the internet!


Quote by snipelfritz
This thread topic is gold. I've been on this website for 8 years and I've never come up with anything like this. So yeah. Great job TS[457undead].
#12
Sorry for not being more clear. I have an Ibanez SRX500 with passive(stock) pickups, but active bass and treble cut or boost. Result is the same. No battery in the smoke detector.....