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#1
I know the drug thread got closed. I know the Pit's not a doctor but...

My dad is having a really bad reaction to some edible pot. (Bad night for it, he had to barf up more food than usaul)

Here's the deal

  • He's in his mid 50s
  • He ate a cookie
  • The cookie was left over from when my Aunt had breast cancer, so it's about 2 ish years old.
  • He had two glasses of wine. (Which have since left his stomach at very high speed)
  • He was vomiting quite a bit and couldn't walk from dizziness/nausea
  • After a grueling car ride home he's passed out on the couch praying to ALL the gods
  • This feels like an episode of Modern Family


So should he just sleep it off? Any advice on anything that would help? I don't think it's bad enough to go to the hospital. I don't think this is a weird allergic reaction or anything. From what I can gather my dad really took advantage of all the 70s had to offer.

I don't do drugs so I have no experience with this.




Maybe it would have worked out better if he injected the Marragewana?
#2
You've had a cookie for 2 years?
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#3
lol ok, don't eat 2 year old cookies.

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#4
My cousin procured them for her. She's not the type to try them and she probably was worried about throwing them out or something.

My Dad was kind of a dumbass. I would have been more worried about ancient cookie disease.



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Last edited by Duaneclapdrix at Nov 28, 2014,
#5
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You've had a cookie for 2 years?

Yeah, I'm also more concerned with this.
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#6
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your dad is just high as shit. your aunt probably had some ridiculously dank shit as a result of tolerance from taking it medicinally. probably doesn't help to eat 2 year old cookies though so who knows
#7
lol been there.

Just have him lay down and sleep it off. He might still be high when he wakes up, but he should be a lot better once the high starts to wear down.
#10
my guess would be mold

if your dad is particularly distressed and you live in a country with free medical care (the 1st world i mean) then i would take him. it's probably no big deal but like thrash said he is for sure high as shit and is therefore shitting himself internally
i don't know why i feel so dry
#11
I know its been said (excuse me, princess!), but yeah, two year old baked goods aren't going to be good for you regardless of any drugs.

What's with old people thinking they can just freeze and reheat any sort of food?
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#12
We actually called the Aunt on my dads side who's a nurse. (And is quite familiar with weed if ya know what I mean) she said everything depends on how much of a pussy my dad is. She's pretty cool.

So ya. I thought it would just be sleeping it off. I posted this to spread the lols mostly. We got a family wedding next week. Gonna be ****ing hilarious.

I'm kinda surprised no one tried to give me bullshit pot cures. "Oh yeah dude. Just mix up some 7Up, black pepper and coffee. The blend that together with bananas and hot sauce and it'll clear right up"

Would have been funny.
#13
What episode of Modern Family is like this?

It's a decent show (and I'm pretty critical), but I can't really imagine Ed O'Neil's character getting messed up on the stupid kid's brownies or something. The show's not THAT edgy. (but seriouisly, threesome with the blonde mom and oldest daughter, mmmmmmmm that would be aaawwwwwweeeesome)
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#14
as someone who has been hospitalized twice because of drug overdose, i posit that your dad is probably a wimp

that said, drugs are bad stay in school
i don't know why i feel so dry
#15
Quote by deadsmileyface
probs got sick cos the combo of alcohol and the fact that the cookie was so old

in high school i saw people get unreasonably high and throw up lol
#16
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What episode of Modern Family is like this?

It's a decent show (and I'm pretty critical), but I can't really imagine Ed O'Neil's character getting messed up on the stupid kid's brownies or something. The show's not THAT edgy. (but seriouisly, threesome with the blonde mom and oldest daughter, mmmmmmmm that would be aaawwwwwweeeesome)

The blonde mom and the Colombian lady with the giant bazongas BOO YA
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#17
Modern Family was perhaps not the best analogy. I mesnt more like tv sitcom in genral like "time to end thankgiving because your uncle ate a pot cookie and is spewing his guts out. See you next next year"

Maybe the Middle? Uncle Rusty might be one to partake.

@east my Aunt (the nurse) is def going to call my dad a pussy from now on


Sofia Vergara is a bit much of everything.

The mom though. I can get behind that.
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#18
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as someone who has been hospitalized twice because of drug overdose, i posit that your dad is probably a wimp


Pop cant handle Aunties dank ass loud, does he even blaze?
#19
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in high school i saw people get unreasonably high and throw up lol

one time I ate an edible that was waaay too strong and puked but that was also partly cos it tasted like ass cos I used avb lol
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#20
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Pop cant handle Aunties dank ass loud, does he even blaze?


right? look if you're not waking up the hospital covered in wires and tubes all up in your veins and your dick and you don't even know how you got there but you remember that mad drug bantz you put two and two together and you're like "ayyyy lmao" and the nurse is like "do you know your name?" and you're like "chinua achebe i'm pretty sure" ... well you ain't shit
i don't know why i feel so dry
#21
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right? look if you're not waking up the hospital covered in wires and tubes all up in your veins and your dick and you don't even know how you got there but you remember that mad drug bantz you put two and two together and you're like "ayyyy lmao" and the nurse is like "do you know your name?" and you're like "chinua achebe i'm pretty sure" ... well you ain't shit

this guy
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#23
Yeah. Dad's all like "when pots legal here maybe I'll quit my job and star a pot shop" Mostly joking of course. Now, I dunno. I don't think he really understood how different pot is now compared to "back in the day" lol. He couldn't handle it.

@dread How so? Dads had the worst night he's had in a while, but I think he'll be alright.
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#24
I'm glad you're dad is doing alright

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#25
Quote by Duaneclapdrix
. I don't think he really understood how different pot is now compared to "back in the day" lol. He couldn't handle it.

it hasn't necessarily changed much but if he hasn't done it in a while his tolerance is gonna be nonexistent
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#26
I think the 2 years old cookie's your main problem here. Jesus.

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#27
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it hasn't necessarily changed much but if he hasn't done it in a while his tolerance is gonna be nonexistent

yes it has we have some dank shit now
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#30
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yes it has we have some dank shit now

they had p dank stuff back in the day it's just easier to get now
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#31
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they had p dank stuff back in the day it's just easier to get now

nah we have like scientists working on this shit. its not even "easier to get" everything is dank af
#32
He probably did too much pot (for him anyway,) which is technically an overdose, it won't kill him, but he probably thinks he's dying.

I usually drink till it goes away, take a benzo such as xanax, or go to the ER, where they'll shoot me up with valium most of the time. Obviously I don't go for pot but they shoot me up with valium for most drug or withdraw related freak outs.

If he's passed out he'll be fine.
Last edited by stratkat at Nov 28, 2014,
#33
Quote by stratkat
He probably did too much pot, which is technically an overdose, it won't kill him, but he probably thinks he's dying.

I usually drink till it goes away, take a benzo such as xanax, or go to the ER, where they'll shoot me up with valium most of the time.

here's some better advice: take a strategic nap
#34
this is almost as bad as my last marijuana experience, my throat was closing up and my face got all swollen and red, turns out I had an allergic reaction which I didn't even think was possible my friend who is already paranoid to begin with was freaking out cause he was really high and it was actually kinda funny lol
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#38
Let's remember that Deads is like 14 and "back in the day" doesn't even go back to the 90's.

Benzos are helpful in pretty much every situation unless you're a puss like easty (jk buddy drink some beers and that will be funny).
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#39
Probably got sicker from eating a two year old cookie than from the high. He'll be fine. Sleep it off.
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#40
A group of friends & I once ate some dank as fuck raspberry crumble cake before hitting up a mall to do some christmas shopping.

baby jesus fucking christ, it was the worst decision ever.

Being in the 5th largest mall in the united states, during the christmas rush, was the worst. Elbow to elbow frantic shoppers. Bright lights, children crying, droning holiday music, and a group of stoners. At some point, everything starts spinning. So I tell my buds that I've got to sit and chill. They disappear.

So I'm sitting on this bench, fixated at nothing. Well, what I thought was nothing.

Turns out I was staring at this chick. Cute chick, no doubt, but she's here with her dude. A large, older black dude decked out in fubu. So fubu dude starts strolling over to me, but it's not really registering in my head til he taps my head.

Says something along the lines of, 'don't you be staring at my girl' blah blah blah.
I'm too couch stoned to really say or do anything. I'm just looking up, confused and manage to spew out a whaaaa :0

And he starts producing a knife from his pocket and starts to threaten me.
When just in time, a couple of coppers notice the scene and get to him just as it begins to heat up.

Long Story Short: the mall sucks.

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