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#1
The title is so people will post replies. Really I'm bored, and I'm hoping this will drift

off into something else. I'm bored. 😕
#3
I had an iron bowl, that shit got all rusty.
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#5
I had blood poisoning once and nearly died
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#7
Well I can talk about me and my waifu's day, if you'd like.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Well I can talk about me and my waifu's day, if you'd like.

Like body pillow type thing?

You're not married...right?
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#9
Quote by snipelfritz
Like body pillow type thing?
Well, no. That comes later on tonight. I mean like waifu dinner type day.

You're not married...right?
Who needs a marriage when you have a waifu? :3
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
I don't understand. Save me Joshua Garcia, you're my only hope.
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#11
Quote by Baby Joel
I had blood poisoning once and nearly died

I didn't die
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#12
Please tell us your tales Joshua Garcia
Quote by Duffman123
What is a wazz? A wanking wizz?
#13
Quote by snipelfritz
I don't understand. Save me Joshua Garcia, you're my only hope.


Waifu dinner
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#15
I'm still not 100%. Can you please explain it to me as if I were perhaps an idiot.
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#19
food goes in your mouth and it is good.
you put food in waifu's mouth like so



and it is good. and you are both happy and enjoy your day.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#20
Quote by KornkoalaJoe
Please tell us your tales Joshua Garcia
fine i can turn this into an 'i (joshua garcia of the joshua garcias) am drunk ama' thread. let me get drunk real quick.

already almost there sooo
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#21
Ah, ok, I kinda got that idea, but ambiguity, ok?

I'm not all up on this japanimation stuff. You crazy kids.
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#22
oh, i didn't think you were being serious

yes. there are more ways to love your waifu than by a body pillow.

but body pillow is best

actually i have no idea, im not that freaky, if anyone is buying this.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#23
had a romantic dinner with the waifu tonight
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#24
that img is soo old tho bro,

we all know she can't eat the pizza

she's stuffed.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#25
oh wait is Iron Bowl like an NCAAF thing cause this whole time I thought it was literally an iron bowl
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#26
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#27
ok im drunk ask me anything.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#28
anything.

please
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#29
Josh will you marry my potato?
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#30
that depends on if your potato is into bigamy.

waifu (onodera) already has a place, but i could always make room for potato
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#31
potato is fundamentalist Mormon. comes with deal. potato bear many children.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#32
I knew a lad who was fundamentalist Mormon, he had some great stories
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#33
i hear potato and mormon so I cant tell if we're talking about me or baby joel or our child
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#34
then yes :3
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#35
Quote by RylanThePotato
i hear potato and mormon so I cant tell if we're talking about me or baby joel or our child

and what a beautiful child s/he is
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#36
Hey josh would you rather marry a vegetable, or a vegetable person
Quote by Duffman123
What is a wazz? A wanking wizz?
#37
potato accepts if you have the customary 6 horses in trade.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#38
Hey Joshua would you rather marry a vegetable, or a vegetable person?
Quote by Duffman123
What is a wazz? A wanking wizz?
#40
Quote by Harvey Swick
potato accepts if you have the customary 6 horses in trade.
oh shoots. i only have a goat.
Quote by KornkoalaJoe
Hey josh would you rather marry a vegetable, or a vegetable person
vegtable lady because imma carnivore and could never love a vegetable.

although a vegetable lady would be hard to take care of and im not sure i would have the stamina to take care of her being a carnivore lacking vitamins and all.

hmmm........

this is..........


quite the pickle.............
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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