#2
Haha lol, arrested over mc chicken, shoulda got the happy meal
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#4
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Haha lol, arrested over mc chicken,

And the expression in his mugshot says that exactly.



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#5
How the hell do you use a chicken sandwich as a weapon
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#6
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#7
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He admitted to police that he became upset and threw the sandwich at her, then picked up some of the bun, throwing it at her again.


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#8
Yelp entry #36: Wife (2.5/5 stars):

In short, extremely rude service that ruined the whole experience.

I was awoken quite unexpectedly from my daily nap, recharging from an already productive day being a contributing member of society, by wife who clearly must have gotten the wrong table--this wasn't on my order. Abruptly interrupting my restful slumber, she adds insult to injury by forcing upon me a chicken sandwich in which the obvious main ingredient is extreme mediocrity. She became belligerent when I politely but sternly stated that this is not what I ordered and to please return it to the kitchen. She started causing a scene so I attempted to film the ordeal to later show management that they need to be more discerning with their hires and waitstaff. However, things got out of hand, some words were exchanged, she ended up with mayo (not even made in house btw) on her shirt and I ended up handcuffed with my cheek firmly planted on the floor.

Needless to say, I will not be coming back to this establishment. To end on a positive note, I was quite pleased that upon initial identification as a black man, I was not immediately shot in the face 17 times by the police officers with a USMC issued M4 carbine.

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#9
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Yelp entry #36: Wife (2.5/5 stars):

In short, extremely rude service that ruined the whole experience.

I was awoken quite unexpectedly from my daily nap, recharging from an already productive day being a contributing member of society, by wife who clearly must have gotten the wrong table--this wasn't on my order. Abruptly interrupting my restful slumber, she adds insult to injury by forcing upon me a chicken sandwich in which the obvious main ingredient is extreme mediocrity. She became belligerent when I politely but sternly stated that this is not what I ordered and to please return it to the kitchen. She started causing a scene so I attempted to film the ordeal to later show management that they need to be more discerning with their hires and waitstaff. However, things got out of hand, some words were exchanged, she ended up with mayo (not even made in house btw) on her shirt and I ended up handcuffed with my cheek firmly planted on the floor.

Needless to say, I will not be coming back to this establishment. To end on a positive note, I was quite pleased that upon initial identification as a black man, I was not immediately shot in the face 17 times by the police officers with a USMC issued M4 carbine.


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#10
i gave ur mum a quarter pounding last nite ooo
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
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#15
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haha yeah lol, spousal abuse


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Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Fer seriously they should sell their bbq sauce in stores.
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haha yeah lol, spousal abuse


it's okay because it's a joke



Talk about giving her a punchline.
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#20
"Ah man, I think I just shot Marvin in the face."


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#21
How do you break someones nose with a mcchicken
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#22
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mcchickens are dope tho

that was my first thought too. best dollar menu item by far
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#23
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How do you break someones nose with a mcchicken


Freeze it.
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#24
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How do you break someones nose with a mcchicken


I don't know but once a fry wasn't cooked properly and it chipped my tooth.


True story.
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#27
hey guys next time you're at McDonald's get a jalepeno double and get a McChicken and split the jalepeno double's beef patties apart and then stick the contents of the McChicken in between it (throw away the bun or else those calories are going straight to your thighs) and then eat it OMG so good I'm going to die alone
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#30
Quote by cha33 armstrong
I've never had a McRib


it's not worth trying

idk if you have them over there but they're basically those pork rib crapwiches you get at school lunches sometimes except you have to pay money to eat them
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#31
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How the hell do you use a chicken sandwich as a weapon
But Mc.Donald's is already killing us with clogged arteries and heart attacks. D:
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#32
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hey guys next time you're at McDonald's get a jalepeno double and get a McChicken and split the jalepeno double's beef patties apart and then stick the contents of the McChicken in between it (throw away the bun or else those calories are going straight to your thighs) and then eat it OMG so good I'm going to die alone

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#35
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I've never had a McRib


Be glad you didn't. It's made from beef rectum.
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#37
Quote by RylanThePotato
hey guys next time you're at McDonald's get a jalepeno double and get a McChicken and split the jalepeno double's beef patties apart and then stick the contents of the McChicken in between it (throw away the bun or else those calories are going straight to your thighs) and then eat it OMG so good I'm going to die alone

m8 I've seen your thighs don't act like you've been throwing away the buns.
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#38
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m8 I've seen your thighs don't act like you've been throwing away the buns.


hey hey HEY now buddy that shit is pure muscle and sex appeal, I can crush a goddamn watermelon with my thighs and have yer mum lick the watermelon juice off of my tiny ass balls
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