#1
Of course that means I need to rock her all night long. Oh Yeeeah, she loves my finger work, she loves being played with, sometimes I make her scream
Last edited by dylzal at Dec 5, 2014,
#3
tears fall on my guitar's genitalia
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#4
how to get jizz out of belly hair
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#6
i play guitar all day but mom screams do your homework and i yell shut up bitch this is my homework im gonna be a rockstar!
#9
i'm having flashbacks to 10 yrs ago ug. stop guys.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#12
I touch myself
How do you make a signature? Is this a signature? Sig?.... Nature?..... Sigmund Freud?...... Nature Valley?.... Sigmund Fraud?..... Frankie Valli?.... ah, $!*@ it...
#13
Quote by dylzal
Of course that means I need to rock her all night long. Oh Yeeeah, she loves my finger work, she loves being played with, sometimes I make her scream




Ha ha.. you made sex puns out of guitar terminology.. You must be first person to do that ever. Ha ha!

(You just read that in my voice too...)
#14
My guitar doesn't cry, it gently weeps.
Quote by CodChick


Seriously, I'm not a fan of iphones and guitars mixing.
#15
Quote by jugglingfreak
(You just read that in my voice too...)


i don't know what your voice sounds like
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#16
Quote by cha33 armstrong
Use the tears as lube

That tears are the best lubricant for anal sex is a myth. It's actually blood.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#19
Time to dump her for a newer model
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