#1
Here's a fun game we can play.

You post 3 things about yourself, people guess which is the lie.

Ex:

I personally know somebody who's killed somebody
I won an award in high school for making YouTube videos
I have been to Paris

The post after mine will guess which one is the lie, and then post their own 2 truths and a lie, and so on.


Get it?


Your turn! (and no cheating)
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#4
OP is a 12 year old girl at a slumber party (truth)
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#5
^
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#6
**** you guys, im going to sleep.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#8
We've had this exact thread before.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1623574
And one more time before that.

But everyone be sure to read this post from Dempsey explaining how he beat up one of Bob Saget's daughters because it is amazing.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32095314&postcount=30
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Dec 7, 2014,
#9
This thread is bad
This thread is brilliant
TS is a knob
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#10
Talk about thread derailment
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Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#13
I feel like I need a bottle of buckie in me before I join in these shenanigans.
#14
Quote by Joshua Garcia
But everyone be sure to read this post from Dempsey explaining how he beat up one of Bob Saget's daughters because it is amazing.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32095314&postcount=30
Seriously.

Somebody read this.

It is really good.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#16
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Brings back memories of phil trying to derail a thread and getting banned for it lolololol
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#17
Quote by ehbacon
who's bob?
........

Quote by Joshua Garcia
But everyone be sure to read this post from Dempsey explaining how he beat up one of Bob Saget's daughters because it is amazing.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32095314&postcount=30
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#18
Quote by Joshua Garcia
........


Who's Bob again?
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#20
Quote by Joshua Garcia
But everyone be sure to read this post from Dempsey explaining how he beat up one of Bob Saget's daughters because it is amazing.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32095314&postcount=30

huh...

...cool.
#21
well i beat up bob saget's mum's clam-dam huehuehuehuehuehue
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#23
I used to live in California.
I jammed with Rob Arnold from Chimaira after one of their shows.
I've only been home for 3 months this year.
Some people just wanna watch the world burn. Wanna join me when I take my turn to pour the gas, light the match, see your world flip upside down and drop until it's inside out?
#24
I've personally met five Star Trek actors from Next Generation and Deep Space Nine.
Jonathan Frakes said that I have a cool name.
I'm secretly in love with minterman22.
¯\_()_/¯
#25
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Who's Bob again?

☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over youtube.
/▌
/\


since nobody seems to be guessing. I'll take a stab. Will edit with my answers

Quote by k.lainad

I personally know somebody who's killed somebody
I won an award in high school for making YouTube videos
I have been to Paris


2nd is a lie.

Quote by CaptainCanti
I've personally met five Star Trek actors from Next Generation and Deep Space Nine.
Jonathan Frakes said that I have a cool name.
I'm secretly in love with minterman22.


3rd is a lie

Quote by Sewn Up
I used to live in California.
I jammed with Rob Arnold from Chimaira after one of their shows.
I've only been home for 3 months this year.


1rst is a lie

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I have a huge dick
I am a guy
I play guitar


We all know the answer to this one.... you don't play guitar.
My Soundcloud

My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
Last edited by BjarnedeGraaf at Dec 8, 2014,