Poll: do u pee in the shower like a ****ing animal
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View poll results: do u pee in the shower like a ****ing animal
yah i'm an animalistic barbarian (i'm an efficient person)
71 70%
nah i'm a civilized human being (i'm a water wasting scumbag who hates the planet)
31 30%
Voters: 102.
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#1
recently it has come to my attention that some of you barbarians participate in this animalistic practice. make yourself known so you may be publicly shamed.
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#3
you're not british
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#4
I can't jack off in the shower cause it's hard to cum standing up
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I can't jack off in the shower cause it's hard to cum standing up

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#8
Quote by RylanThePotato
I can't jack off in the shower cause it's hard to cum standing up


and you could get soap in your pee hole and it stings
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#9
Quote by Trowzaa
and you could get soap in your pee hole and it stings

Yep

Honestly I can't jerk off in the shower anyway just because it never goes anywhere. I think the heat makes the muscles too lax or something, idk.
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#10
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I can't jack off in the shower cause it's hard to cum standing up






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#12
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#14
Not pissing in the shower is a kegel exercise m8
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#15
fk yea
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#16
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recently it has come to my attention that some of you barbarians participate in this animalistic practice. make yourself known so you may be publicly shamed.


Wow, furry hating much?
#17
Quote by eGraham
Yep

Honestly I can't jerk off in the shower anyway just because it never goes anywhere. I think the heat makes the muscles too lax or something, idk.

What never goes where?

Do you know what words mean?

I peepee in the shower. I'm not going to hold it, and the toilet is on the other side of the sink. The sink is too high.
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#18
face it noah, people pee in the shower.

just because you catch your shower water in a bucket to use again doesnt mean everyone else does
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#19
I don't pee in the shower I'm not a beast.

I do sometimes jack off tho.
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#20
Quote by deadsmileyface
guys this is not about peeing it's about masturbating


exactly guys
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#21
I sometimes piss in the shower when the hot water + steam gets me really relaxed.

I did used to masturbate exclusively in the shower when I was in middle school because I didn't have a room or a bed for a while though.
#22
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guys this is not about masturbating it's about peeing

Both wrong, it's about ethics in gaming journalism.
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#23
The ppl who talk about ethics in gaming journalism probably do both tho
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#24
Quote by RylanThePotato
I can't jack off in the shower cause it's hard to cum standing up


just take a bath man, semen dissolves into the water anyways it works out great
It's over simplified, So what!

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#25
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#28
i really don't understand why somebody would pee in the shower. if you have to go why not just use the toilet before you get in the shower? it's right there dude.
#29
If I wake up with a boner, and my penis starts burning half-way though the shower, I'll tinkle. But just straight up draining the lizard in the shower is unsanitary.

Now if you're wanking one off in the shower, well then you're freakin' talented because it's next to impossible to wank standing up.
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#30
hey i sub texted your poll with my opinions because this is what's really going on here and my opinions are actually truths okay.


you're welcome, i know i'm great.


ps: if you disagree, you prob have baths all the time and don't fix leaky taps and run your washing machine with like one shirt in there and use your hose pipe all day during the summer, like a true water wasting jerk.
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#31
Quote by CaptainCanti
If I wake up with a boner, and my penis starts burning half-way though the shower, I'll tinkle. But just straight up draining the lizard in the shower is unsanitary.

Now if you're wanking one off in the shower, well then you're freakin' talented because it's next to impossible to wank standing up.

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#32
Quote by Thrashtastic15
i really don't understand why somebody would pee in the shower. if you have to go why not just use the toilet before you get in the shower? it's right there dude.

Why wouldn't you giraffe in space instead of harry potter if you're planning on being in space? I feel like if I'm in space anyways and using my deck of cards I may as well giraffe instead of wasting decks of cards to giraffe in harry potter

you know?
It's over simplified, So what!

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#33
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hey i sub texted your poll with my opinions because this is what's really going on here and my opinions are actually truths okay.


you're welcome, i know i'm great.


ps: if you disagree, you prob have baths all the time and don't fix leaky taps and run your washing machine with like one shirt in there and use your hose pipe all day during the summer, like a true water wasting jerk.

TS should have made the poll public.

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#34
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Cringe

then post it in the cringe thread you jit
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#35
I pee in the shower sometimes when I feel the need to go while I'm already in there.
The fact that it also saves a little bit of water is just a bonus.
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#36
Of course. Goes straight down the drain.

Tho apparently being able to jerk off standing up makes me weird anyway, I had no idea.
#37
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Why wouldn't you giraffe in space instead of harry potter if you're planning on being in space? I feel like if I'm in space anyways and using my deck of cards I may as well giraffe instead of wasting decks of cards to giraffe in harry potter

you know?

yes, absolutely. finally someone came out and said it.
#38
First of all, the drain in the shower connects up to the same waste pipes as your toilet, sink, etc. so if you're showering and pee at the same time there's no harm, it's getting washed away. But if you just piss in the shower without actually having a shower, then you're just a nasty bastard.

Secondly, that is all I have to say.
#39
Quote by UltimateGuizar
First of all, the drain in the shower connects up to the same waste pipes as your toilet, sink, etc. so if you're showering and pee at the same time there's no harm, it's getting washed away. But if you just piss in the shower without actually having a shower, then you're just a nasty bastard.

Secondly, that is all I have to say.



pretty sure the urea in your pee dissolves hair a bit so this is great if you share a shower with long hair people since you don't have to pour nasty bleaches and drain unblockers down your drain so often.


(i think so anyway. I am not a scientist)
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#40
Quote by RylanThePotato
I can't jack off in the shower cause it's hard to cum standing up

How do you **** in the shower? It must have more room than mine...

My friend had a shower for old people, so it had like, a fold down seat and shit, he said it was great for sex.

Point is I can jerk off and have intercourse in an upright position.

edit: thinking about it I imagine most of you can play guitar standing up, so jerking off while standing really shouldn't be a problem.
Last edited by stratkat at Dec 8, 2014,
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