#1
I have a dream.
That one day, humanity will be able to remove their trousers, jeans, shorts, slacks etc. from over their head.
Can someone please design me a pair of pants that do this, because I want to confuse so many people.

By the way, Southern Comfort gives me new ideas.

EDIT: I need a system, not an actual full design but I wouldn't argue with that.
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Last edited by Pastafarian96 at Dec 9, 2014,
#2
this already exists though

will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#3
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this already exists though

This does not constitute what I meant. I really must stress the point of

over the head

Thank you for attempted assistance.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#5
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If you replace the entire inside leg seam with a zip it might work.

THAT'S IT!!!

It'll have a Velcro inner seam!

you really are a doctor!

EDIT: ^and you're great too
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#6
Quote by Pastafarian96

you really are a doctor!


My PhD is in applied trouser physics.
#8
Quote by Pastafarian96
THAT'S IT!!!

It'll have a Velcro inner seam!

you really are a doctor!

EDIT: ^and you're great too
@pants4

Eww, you used briefs instead of boxers.
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#9
wouldnt Velcro scratch your skin when you're pulling your pants up though?

Kilts and skirts man. these things already exist.
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