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I heard a rumor once that I started worse threads than hbk4894. I'd say that's pretty ridiculous and stupid.
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#4
people don't share rumours about me, cause they know I get it all out upfront
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#5
mine is a lad called me fat when he didn't

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#7
i ****ed some fat bird 2 years younger than me at school

she started the rumour, she was grim
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#8
there was a rumor that started in 6th grade and went well through high school that i punched my teacher one time but it is not true because i actually just smacked him
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#9
someone once started a rumor that i was this total stoner dude who just smoked weed all day

almost as if they had somehow predicted the future
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#10
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someone once started a rumor that i was this total stoner dude who just smoked weed all day

almost as if they had somehow predicted the future

ME TOO DUDE

Also rumour that I was gay cause I didn't want to get back together with this girl cause I didn't like her personality even though she was hot n stuff
#11
heard one about me being anorexic and another one about me loving heroin

might as well




#12
Because I was off school a lot one year apparently people had said I'd been run over by a bus.
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#14
Me and a friend started a rumor that we were cousins.
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#16
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For real though, this has been a rumour around my life. Did Tesla also get rumours spread of his gayness? No, because he wasn't gay I don't think. Just more curious in the world around him than exploring the confines of a relationship.

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#17
To be fair, tesla was in love with a pigeon.

When I was in elementary school I skipped the 5th grade. Later, some kids asked me if it was true I read/memorized the entire dictionary. I Told him no and made him feel stupid for asking.
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heard one about me being anorexic and another one about me loving heroin

might as well


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#19
Okay, so I was dating this chick in high school who had very feline qualities. Some of her friends even referred to her as Kitty sometimes. Not like "I'm a Neko-obsessed cat-kin" level or anything, she just had a fuckton of cats and had this weird thing where she liked being scratched behind the ear.

Well when I headed off to college while she still had a year of high school left, she joked that she would have to pee on me to mark her territory and discourage other females from encroaching on me. It was just a silly joke until one day we were really stoned in the shower together and I told her she should really do it. I actually laid down in the shower and had her squat over me, but she couldn't actually bring herself to do it. So I stood up and said something like, "Well I guess I'll just have to mark you instead!" and peed on her leg. Laughs were had and later we had sex, etc., etc.

Well this joke turned into a bit of a common occurrence and I thought it was hilarious to pee on her while she was facing the other way in the shower. Sometimes she laughed, other times she just rolled her eyes at me. Apparently, she told some of her friends at school about it and they took it COMPLETELY the wrong way.

And, as high schoolers tend to take things to extremes, her friends started spreading rumors that we were into golden showers. I thought it was hilarious, while my girlfriend did not. Obviously, since she was the one still in high school and had to deal with that shit.

Three years after I broke up with her, she came up in conversation with some of MY friends and they actually asked me if it was true that we liked watersports. I laughed and denied it, of course, but I can't help but wonder how many people might still genuinely believe that she and I included urine in our foreplay.
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#20


That sounds like a reddit post.
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#22
I heard a rumour that hbk4894 is the blandest most generic dude ever

If you were food you'd be saltines cause you dry as shit bub
#23
That I "took a ride" in the local escort/pornstars pink supra, this was when I was 8 years old
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#25
didn't disarmgoliath say he was gonna ban hbk if he made another thread without replying in any others lol
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#27
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didn't disarmgoliath say he was gonna ban hbk if he made another thread without replying in any others lol

ayyy lmao
#28
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To be fair, tesla was in love with a pigeon.

When I was in elementary school I skipped the 5th grade. Later, some kids asked me if it was true I read/memorized the entire dictionary. I Told him no and made him feel stupid for asking.


I didn't skip a grade but some people asked me this when I was in 6th grade and I said no but I felt bad and when I got home I started reading the dictionary
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didn't disarmgoliath say he was gonna ban hbk if he made another thread without replying in any others lol



he did.

everyone in school used to think I was asian/ mexican or something because I was tan. It actually went on for a while.
#30
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That I had a m to f sex change as a teenager


that would be p hawt tbh
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#31
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that would be p hawt tbh

Not as hawt as that pigeon.
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#32
I've had no extreme rumours about me that I can remember, but for whatever reason people at work like to make things up about my dating life. Apparently, I've dated like four of my co-workers, I kind of wish someone told me I was in a relationship with those women. The most recent one was that my girlfriend is black.
#33
My most recent ex likes to make people think I'm a much bigger asshole than I really am if that counts as stupid rumors.
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#34
I think I'm the only guy I know who's never had a shitty ex-girlfriend. Then again, I've only been seriously dating for a little over a year.
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Okay, so I was dating this chick in high school who had very feline qualities. Some of her friends even referred to her as Kitty sometimes. Not like "I'm a Neko-obsessed cat-kin" level or anything, she just had a fuckton of cats and had this weird thing where she liked being scratched behind the ear.

Well when I headed off to college while she still had a year of high school left, she joked that she would have to pee on me to mark her territory and discourage other females from encroaching on me. It was just a silly joke until one day we were really stoned in the shower together and I told her she should really do it. I actually laid down in the shower and had her squat over me, but she couldn't actually bring herself to do it. So I stood up and said something like, "Well I guess I'll just have to mark you instead!" and peed on her leg. Laughs were had and later we had sex, etc., etc.

Well this joke turned into a bit of a common occurrence and I thought it was hilarious to pee on her while she was facing the other way in the shower. Sometimes she laughed, other times she just rolled her eyes at me. Apparently, she told some of her friends at school about it and they took it COMPLETELY the wrong way.

And, as high schoolers tend to take things to extremes, her friends started spreading rumors that we were into golden showers. I thought it was hilarious, while my girlfriend did not. Obviously, since she was the one still in high school and had to deal with that shit.

Three years after I broke up with her, she came up in conversation with some of MY friends and they actually asked me if it was true that we liked watersports. I laughed and denied it, of course, but I can't help but wonder how many people might still genuinely believe that she and I included urine in our foreplay.




Quote by Burgery
someone once started a rumor that i was this total stoner dude who just smoked weed all day

almost as if they had somehow predicted the future


same looool

only one i've heard about me was that i was gay or smth. that was when i moved to a different school my junior/senior year or whatever. fuck knows what else people have said about me but idc really
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Okay, so I was dating this chick in high school who had very feline qualities. Some of her friends even referred to her as Kitty sometimes. Not like "I'm a Neko-obsessed cat-kin" level or anything, she just had a fuckton of cats and had this weird thing where she liked being scratched behind the ear.

Well when I headed off to college while she still had a year of high school left, she joked that she would have to pee on me to mark her territory and discourage other females from encroaching on me. It was just a silly joke until one day we were really stoned in the shower together and I told her she should really do it. I actually laid down in the shower and had her squat over me, but she couldn't actually bring herself to do it. So I stood up and said something like, "Well I guess I'll just have to mark you instead!" and peed on her leg. Laughs were had and later we had sex, etc., etc.

Well this joke turned into a bit of a common occurrence and I thought it was hilarious to pee on her while she was facing the other way in the shower. Sometimes she laughed, other times she just rolled her eyes at me. Apparently, she told some of her friends at school about it and they took it COMPLETELY the wrong way.

And, as high schoolers tend to take things to extremes, her friends started spreading rumors that we were into golden showers. I thought it was hilarious, while my girlfriend did not. Obviously, since she was the one still in high school and had to deal with that shit.

Three years after I broke up with her, she came up in conversation with some of MY friends and they actually asked me if it was true that we liked watersports. I laughed and denied it, of course, but I can't help but wonder how many people might still genuinely believe that she and I included urine in our foreplay.

I believe this is the thread you're looking for.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1543601
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#38
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Okay, so I was dating this chick in high school who had very feline qualities. Some of her friends even referred to her as Kitty sometimes. Not like "I'm a Neko-obsessed cat-kin" level or anything, she just had a fuckton of cats and had this weird thing where she liked being scratched behind the ear.

Well when I headed off to college while she still had a year of high school left, she joked that she would have to pee on me to mark her territory and discourage other females from encroaching on me. It was just a silly joke until one day we were really stoned in the shower together and I told her she should really do it. I actually laid down in the shower and had her squat over me, but she couldn't actually bring herself to do it. So I stood up and said something like, "Well I guess I'll just have to mark you instead!" and peed on her leg. Laughs were had and later we had sex, etc., etc.

Well this joke turned into a bit of a common occurrence and I thought it was hilarious to pee on her while she was facing the other way in the shower. Sometimes she laughed, other times she just rolled her eyes at me. Apparently, she told some of her friends at school about it and they took it COMPLETELY the wrong way.

And, as high schoolers tend to take things to extremes, her friends started spreading rumors that we were into golden showers. I thought it was hilarious, while my girlfriend did not. Obviously, since she was the one still in high school and had to deal with that shit.

Three years after I broke up with her, she came up in conversation with some of MY friends and they actually asked me if it was true that we liked watersports. I laughed and denied it, of course, but I can't help but wonder how many people might still genuinely believe that she and I included urine in our foreplay.


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Quote by archangels
Okay, so I was dating this chick in high school who had very feline qualities. Some of her friends even referred to her as Kitty sometimes. Not like "I'm a Neko-obsessed cat-kin" level or anything, she just had a fuckton of cats and had this weird thing where she liked being scratched behind the ear.

Well when I headed off to college while she still had a year of high school left, she joked that she would have to pee on me to mark her territory and discourage other females from encroaching on me. It was just a silly joke until one day we were really stoned in the shower together and I told her she should really do it. I actually laid down in the shower and had her squat over me, but she couldn't actually bring herself to do it. So I stood up and said something like, "Well I guess I'll just have to mark you instead!" and peed on her leg. Laughs were had and later we had sex, etc., etc.

Well this joke turned into a bit of a common occurrence and I thought it was hilarious to pee on her while she was facing the other way in the shower. Sometimes she laughed, other times she just rolled her eyes at me. Apparently, she told some of her friends at school about it and they took it COMPLETELY the wrong way.

And, as high schoolers tend to take things to extremes, her friends started spreading rumors that we were into golden showers. I thought it was hilarious, while my girlfriend did not. Obviously, since she was the one still in high school and had to deal with that shit.

Three years after I broke up with her, she came up in conversation with some of MY friends and they actually asked me if it was true that we liked watersports. I laughed and denied it, of course, but I can't help but wonder how many people might still genuinely believe that she and I included urine in our foreplay.

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