#1
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-30403700

Quote by BBC News
The Edinburgh Playhouse has issued an apology after accidentally sending hundreds of pornographic DVDs to children and their parents.

The theatre had meant to send recordings of its summer schools for children.

But the DVDs were reported to have featured explicit sexual content.




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#4
who buys porn dvds anymore
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#8
They still put porn on DVD!?
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#9
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They still put porn on DVD!?

Yeah, surely everyone buys blu-rays these days. High definition titties bro.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#11
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Why didn't I recieve one


+1 this is an outrage!
It's over simplified, So what!

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#12
huh...

...okay then.
A poem.
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#13
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+1 this is an outrage!

That settles it we're going to London to start a riot
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I hit 'em and they stay down
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#14
Better they learn from that than those filthy 'sexual education' classes.
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#15
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Better they learn from that than those filthy 'sexual education' classes.
is that where the priest shows you how to praise the lord?
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#16
Playhouse
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#19
The name of the film can either make this story great, or turn it into something tame.
#20
Why did they have that many porn DVDs to send out in the first place?


I feel like we're missing a bit of the story here.
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#21
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Why did they have that many porn DVDs to send out in the first place?


I feel like we're missing a bit of the story here.

I think what probably happened is they sent the wrong file to the dvd burning company.
#22
I've been there
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Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#23
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NOT BACKDOOR SLUTS 9!?


Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!
#24
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I think what probably happened is they sent the wrong file to the dvd burning company.



If that's the case, I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say that 'they' are in fact 'he/she' and are now 'fired'
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