Poll: How long is your chest hair?
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View poll results: How long is your chest hair?
Slick as a Salamander
27 36%
Mowed Lawn
20 26%
Tarzan Chia Pet
29 38%
Voters: 76.
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#8
I'm letting it grow wild and free because I like the feeling of rubbing it with my hands.
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My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
#9
Quote by guitarxo
There's none



But to be hairless is to be unlike a cat?
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#10
Like a threadbare carpet
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#11
If I don't use the trimmer every other month, I comb it and make little plaits.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#14
Quote by guitarxo


Naked cats are weird. fluffy cats best cats
My Soundcloud

My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
#15
Just a patch.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#16
Quote by guitarxo

they are so much fun to pet

I have dark hairs all over my body from the shoulders down. And I don't trim it, as I specified in a thread about 4 months ago.

I'm the total opposite of those cats
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
Last edited by Pastafarian96 at Dec 11, 2014,
#20
It's very Sean Connery-ish from the early James Bond movies. The chest and stomach hair is all good and uniform, but that upper chest stuff where it starts getting close to your neck is horrendous.

I remember when I was like 15-16 and I was the only one with more than a few sprigs of hair on my chest in the guy's locker room in gym class

Secret to chest hair and girls: Most girls claim they hate chest hair as a baseline status. But once a girl invests a little interest in you as a person before seeing you have chest hair, then they end up LOVING the chest hair. Lightly tugging it, running their fingers through it, playfully twirling it with their fingers, etc.

Women really are better than guys in that aspect They might be materialistic creatures with black hearts and acid for blood from time to time, but once they like a guy for who they are as a person, they LOVE almost everything that comes with that guy
#22
Quote by BjarnedeGraaf
Naked cats are weird. fluffy cats best cats

Dogs are cute no matter the hair length
¯\_()_/¯
#24
It's been growing since I was 17 or so. Heavy on the chest, little on the stomach. Don't shave it. Started to rise up to my collarbones (with the hairs standing upwards n shit), I'm gonna look like a monkey when I'm 40 (22 now).
Last edited by Eryth at Dec 11, 2014,
#26
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Hairless cats are not real cats and should be thrown into a volcano.


I would gladly throw myself into a volcano if the world only contained people like you

Quote by BjarnedeGraaf
Naked cats are weird. fluffy cats best cats


You are weird and I am the best of everything.


There is no such thing as an ugly or weird cat.
cat
#27
Quote by guitarxo
I would gladly throw myself into a volcano if the world only contained people like you

#28
Quote by guitarxo
I would gladly throw myself into a volcano if the world only contained people like you


You are weird and I am the best of everything.


There is no such thing as an ugly or weird cat.


It's globally known that I am weird.

as for your 2nd remark:
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/22-ugliest-cats-world

http://catswithweirdfaces.tumblr.com/
My Soundcloud

My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
Last edited by BjarnedeGraaf at Dec 11, 2014,
#29
Quote by chookiecookie
i'm pretty hairy all over and i am a manscaper and proud

get on my level.


Pretty much. Gotta keep the hair, just gotta keep it clean. I'm a man, not a jungle.
#31
Quote by guitarxo
I would gladly throw myself into a volcano if the world only contained people like you

In that utopia all the hairless cats would already be dead, so I'm okay with this compromise.
#33
Quote by guitarxo
There is no such thing as an ugly or weird cat.

All cats are weird and ugly demons.
¯\_()_/¯
#35
Quote by CaptainCanti
All cats are weird and ugly demons.

If you are so insistent that they are demons then I'm sure you wouldn't mind if they possessed your soul for a couple of years and made you mingle with other cats 24/7
cat
#36
Quote by guitarxo
So you want me to die? Rude.

You think being around me makes you want to throw yourself in a volcano. That is also rude.
#37
Quote by guitarxo
I find all of those cats cute


so you're saying you're the weird one..
My Soundcloud

My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
#38
i think chest hair usually looks abominable so i shave it

idk if it's weird or not but i keep my belly hair though because one time i shaved it and it looked and felt super weird and bad
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#39
getting some grey ones, and in my beard, nice to live this long I guess
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