Poll: I sleep...
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View poll results: I sleep...
...like a stone
6 18%
...alright
13 38%
...like someone with a constant caffeine injection
15 44%
Voters: 34.
#1
Do you sleep well at night? Do you slumber peacefully? Are you tormented by hours of boredom trying to escape your waking life? Why don't you sleep enough? Neighbours? Insomnia? Indigestion? Something else?

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#3
no.

Dreading the next day too much to sleep.
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#4
I thought HK had been unbanned
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#5
I sleep best after 7-10 hours of furious masturbation.
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#7
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I thought HK had been unbanned

I'm doing my best to keep the dull vibe going, probably should've given the thread a more generic title.
A poem.
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#9
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Do you sleep well at night?
Why do you assume I sleep at night? Maybe I work night shift and sleep during the day (often, miserably). Do I not matter? You jackass.
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#10
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Why don't you sleep enough? Neighbours?


I'm a neighbour and I find this offensive.
#11
ugh...

i sleep late and wake up early.

naturally.
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#13
I take benadryl every night or else I sleep for 30 minutes and am then wide awake.
#14
I wake up multiple times a night dreading to check the time in fear it'll be 2 minutes before my alarm goes off. so no, i don't sleep well.

i should actually start taking some pills or something
#16
I sleep very good at night. I rarely wake up during the night
"Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it'll always get you the right ones."
#17
Usually I do not sleep well. It usually takes me around an hour to fall alseep, and then I wake up multiple time throughout the night.


When I drink alcohol before bed, it is worse. I sleep for maybe 3-4 hours and then once the alcohol is worn off completely, I can't get back to bed.


When I smoke marijuana I can sleep for 10 hrs straight without waking up.
#19
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I wake up multiple times a night dreading to check the time in fear it'll be 2 minutes before my alarm goes off. so no, i don't sleep well.

i should actually start taking some pills or something


actually right after this post I took a two hour nap. So i do sleep better during the day, but my dreams are insanely wacky during the day nap.
#20
I spend the moments before going to sleep shaking in anxiety. I spend the moments after waking up trying fruitlessly to get back to sleep. All in all it's a crap experience but it's better than being awake that whole time
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#21
After that ^ I feel bad for sleeping alright. I find listening to people talking on the radio relaxing, so I do that for a bit before nodding off.
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#23
It takes me a few hours to nod off and I wake frequently, often for long periods. 8 hours in bed amounts to about 5 hours sleep at most. I have some problem with my nose where it half blocks up when I lie down, which probably contributes.
I have nothing important to say
#24
I tried to take a nap this afternoon for 2 hours after sleeping for 2 and 5 hours the nights before. I woke up 7 hours later.
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#25
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I spend the moments before going to sleep shaking in anxiety. I spend the moments after waking up trying fruitlessly to get back to sleep. All in all it's a crap experience but it's better than being awake that whole time


+1 to all this.

Also have frequent hellish nightmares and the occasional sleep paralysis.

Sleep is horrible, but it's better than being fully conscious constantly.
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