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#1
Sup Pit. It's been a while. Go ahead and troll if you feel like it, get it out of your system.

I wanna know what your guys' thoughts are on trying to have a threesome with your girlfriend and another girl, preferably and most realistically one if her friends. Now, I know that the thought has at least crossed the minds of 99.99% of guys in a relationship. So is this a terrible idea, is it not a big deal, or what? Should I go for it, and if so, how? Or should I be ashamed for even considering it?

Here's why I ask:

My geef has had a threesome before. I had the opportunity to have a threesome twice in my life (once laying in bed between 2 girls sleeping over my place, once being naked in the shower with 2) when the girls all wanted it, but I didn't act on it/turned it down. inb4 dumbass, etc. I know, I know. I was a pussy at the time, much beta in those situations. So that being said, my compilation of regret on the subject with a touch of jealousy (who wouldn't be in my shoes, c'mon) makes me reallllly want to have a threesome, like #1 sexual fantasy by farrrrr, but I'm in a serious committed relationship with The One here. Don't get me wrong, I've been around the block enough to know she's The One, aka wife material.

Hit me Pit. trolls, white knights, all of it. I'll post pictures of her 10/10 ass if this gets enough of a response for me to get an idea of things.
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#2
I don't see why you'd need other people for such a personal thing. Do you really plan your sexual escapades? That's kind of sad.
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#3
Tell her to ***** her friends out to you, or you'll stop loving her.
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Hit me Pit. trolls, white knights, all of it. I'll post pictures of her 10/10 ass if this gets enough of a response for me to get an idea of things.



This isn't 4chan. Have a threesome, be happy, and don't make a thread about it.
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#5
I mean if she's been open to threesomes in the past. But it's still not a great idea to bring up, because it's basically asking if you can cheat on her. Well sorta. Plus, how do you know the friend would even be into it?
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#6
Uh

If she wants to and you want to, go for it? There is no particular rubric other than that.

Just be up front and don't be shady. Trust is key. Also your dick probably won't work the first couple of times as it's a pretty confusing situation lol.
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I mean if she's been open to threesomes in the past. But it's still not a great idea to bring up, because it's basically asking if you can cheat on her. Well sorta. Plus, how do you know the friend would even be into it?


I would know because I know the one she did it with before, and others in that friend circle that prolly would. Very pro-hook-up culture group, but the geef put that party life behind around right before we started dating.
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#11
Am I the only one that has never wanted a threesome? The thought of failing to pleasure one girl is already almost too much, but two? I don't have that stamina.
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Uh

If she wants to and you want to, go for it?

Be sure to check that the third wheel wants it as well. lol.
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#13
TS, if you know your GF is The One.... wtf is the problem. I imagine you trust "THE ONE" enough to talk about it.

oh wait..... You're still a pussy... aren't you?

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Am I the only one that has never wanted a threesome? The thought of failing to pleasure one girl is already almost too much, but two? I don't have that stamina.


I agree. a threesome is probably great and whatnot, but I like one on one sex better.
Then again I've never had a threesome.

Whats with all the sex threads?
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Am I the only one that has never wanted a threesome?



Probably.
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#16
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Uh

If she wants to and you want to, go for it? There is no particular rubric other than that.

Just be up front and don't be shady. Trust is key. Also your dick probably won't work the first couple of times as it's a pretty confusing situation lol.

Lol
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#18
make sure toi ask her if the threesome was a devil's threesome though
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#21
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Am I the only one that has never wanted a threesome? The thought of failing to pleasure one girl is already almost too much, but two? I don't have that stamina.

TBH, I just think it would be, from an ergonomic point of view, kind of a nightmare.

Also, TS, you do know that if you do an FFM, that just means you're opening the door to her later demands for a devil's threesome, right?
#22
To be honest, if she's "The One," as you explained, then you wouldn't even be considering a threesome.
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To be honest, if she's "The One," as you explained, then you wouldn't even be considering a threesome.

Idk, my husband and I didn't explore very much until we were with each other. If anything, it's easier to experiment with someone you are very stable with and love very much.
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#24
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To be honest, if she's "The One," as you explained, then you wouldn't even be considering a threesome.



Eh, to you that may be true. Plenty of married couples have healthy sex lives that may include other people.
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Eh, to you that may be true. Plenty of married couples have healthy sex lives that may include other people.

I highly doubt that. Never heard of anyone like that not breaking up.
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I highly doubt that. Never heard of anyone like that not breaking up.



Anecdotal.
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#27
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Anecdotal.

I don't know about the plenty, do we have studies on this?
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Idk, my husband and I didn't explore very much until we were with each other. If anything, it's easier to experiment with someone you are very stable with and love very much.


Experimenting is one thing, having sex with other people is another.

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Eh, to you that may be true. Plenty of married couples have healthy sex lives that may include other people.


I know several married swingers and have friends who had great relationships before trying to bring someone else into the bed. Not a single one of them is married anymore, or with the other person.

Having a healthy sex life with other people is one thing, having an emotionally sound relationship outside of sex is another. If you're in a relationship where you want to have sex with someone else (whether your partner's included or not), then there's something wrong with your current relationship, where you feel like you're not getting something already, that should be addressed.
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TBH, I just think it would be, from an ergonomic point of view, kind of a nightmare.

Also, TS, you do know that if you do an FFM, that just means you're opening the door to her later demands for a devil's threesome, right?

But devil's threesomes are okay as long as the balls don't touch.
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Still married, still having group sex, still loving it
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I don't know about the plenty, do we have studies on this?


Only found one.

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I know several married swingers and have friends who had great relationships before trying to bring someone else into the bed. Not a single one of them is married anymore, or with the other person.

Having a healthy sex life with other people is one thing, having an emotionally sound relationship outside of sex is another. If you're in a relationship where you want to have sex with someone else (whether your partner's included or not), then there's something wrong with your current relationship, where you feel like you're not getting something already, that should be addressed.


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"As the data shows, 62.6% of swingers found that swinging improved their marriages/relationships, 35.6% said their relationships stayed about the same, and only 1.7% said they became less happy. Even among those who said their marriages were "Very Happy" prior to swinging nearly half (49.7%) said they became happier. Among those with the most unhappy marriages 90.4% said their relationship became happier after swinging. It appears that, at least among the sample of swingers used in this research, swinging tends to improve the perceived quality of the couples' marriages regardless of how satisfying it was before swinging.

Since only 30% of the respondents in this study were female, the question arises whether the data on marital happiness after swinging is reflecting predominantly male rather than female attitudes. Table 16 shows this same question broken down by gender. As indicated, females showed just as great a tendency to rate their relationships as happier after swinging as did males.

If swinging were to threaten a couples' relationship, one would think that controlling jealousy would be a major issue. Table 17 shows that jealousy does not seem to be as big a problem for swingers as one might think. The majority of swingers (68.1%) said that jealousy was not a problem at all. Only 6.1 percent said it was "Very Much" a problem and about one- fourth (26.1%) said it was "Somewhat" of a problem. Males and females differed very little on their answers."


http://www.ejhs.org/volume3/swing/body.htm

In short: The divorce rate of swinging couples is the same as every other couple.
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#33
I wish I was likeable enough to be able to be in a shower with two women let alone just in a bed or in public
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#34
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Only found one.

http://www.ejhs.org/volume3/swing/body.htm

In short: The divorce rate of swinging couples is the same as every other couple.

This study heavily suffers from selection bias though.

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The sample is likely to be biased in favor of swingers who have experienced success with the lifestyle and to under-represent those who have dropped out of swinging or who have had negative experiences with it.
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Well, find me a study that proves the opposite. I did a search overall, and that was the only one I found; for or against. The point I made earlier was that people's 'proof' was more or less anecdotal. I think the lack of studies supports that.
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Well, find me a study that proves the opposite. I did a search overall, and that was the only one I found; for or against. The point I made earlier was that people's 'proof' was more or less anecdotal. I think the lack of studies supports that.

I agree that there is little evidence. I just have exams in statistics and econometrics all week long so I would feel dirty if I would not mention selection bias.
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#37
Why not two guys and one girl?

I'm sure your "geef" would prefer that, eh
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#38
The chi-square test they use does not account for correlation in the answers of partners btw.
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#39
There was another UGer who did swinger type stuff. I think Skeet UK did. Also super knowledgeable about painting.
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#40
I personally wouldn't even ask, because if she asked me at a later point to try 2 guys 1 girl, I would have to say no and that wouldn't be fair.
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